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26-06-2017, 07:53 PM
The regular joke thread
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26-06-2017, 08:38 PM
The regular joke thread
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peek performance levels. On the big day both teams felt ready, however, the Japanese won by a mile.

The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate Management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.

The consultant's finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering. The American team had one person rowing and eight people steering.

After one year of studies and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough people were rowing on the American team. So as race day neared again the following year, the American team's management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American Corporation laid off the rower for poor job performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.
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27-06-2017, 07:51 PM
RE: The regular joke thread
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
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