The right religion is mormonism
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06-01-2015, 09:28 AM
The right religion is mormonism
It's true.

Yesterday, I saw a bright light and it talked to
me and said: " I am the god of mormonism, now go spread the word".

And here I am to warn all xtians and muslims and Tom Cruise.
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06-01-2015, 09:32 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
Cool story, but it really needs more dragons.

The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy.
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06-01-2015, 09:35 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
It does have magic underwear, so there is that.

But science has an answer to that too:

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Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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06-01-2015, 10:15 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
Are you planning to write a book?

Do you have a hat?

Dodgy

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06-01-2015, 10:20 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 10:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Are you planning to write a book?

Do you have a hat?

Dodgy

I have to correct you here, DLJ.

Universal religious protocol dictates that he must have a silly hat; so asking if he simply has a mere hat will not do at all.

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06-01-2015, 10:21 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 10:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Are you planning to write a book?

Do you have a hat?

Dodgy

By hat do you mean a baseball cap or one of those weird hats British men wear?

Of course, I also picture you all with coal smudges on your cheeks so I could be a little bit behind the times. Tongue

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06-01-2015, 10:22 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 09:28 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  And here I am to warn all xtians and muslims and Tom Cruise.

and you thought an atheist forum would be a good place to reach those groups?


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06-01-2015, 10:26 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 10:22 AM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 09:28 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  And here I am to warn all xtians and muslims and Tom Cruise.

and you thought an atheist forum would be a good place to reach those groups?


okie dokie artichokie

Well, no one can say that he's shy of creating a new brand of religion the hard way...




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06-01-2015, 10:41 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
'Tis true...

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/152270/abandon-all-hope

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06-01-2015, 10:42 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 10:15 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Are you planning to write a book?

Do you have a hat?

Dodgy

LMFAO
omg

When I want your opinion I'll read your entrails.
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