The right religion is mormonism
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06-01-2015, 10:42 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
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06-01-2015, 10:47 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
Preferably a fishy hat, like Popey and him's minions wear.
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06-01-2015, 11:20 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
Or maybe Mormonism is the religion of the Right.

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06-01-2015, 11:47 AM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 09:28 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  Yesterday, I saw a bright light and it talked to
me and said: " I am the god of mormonism, now go spread the word".

That's nice. Please get in line behind the others whose light said:
"I am the god of christianity, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of islam, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of judaism, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of lightning, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of chocolate, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of pasta, now go spread the word"

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06-01-2015, 12:00 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 11:47 AM)Impulse Wrote:  ...
"I am the god of pasta, now go spread the word"

A thought occurs...

If you don't believe in the FSM, are you apasta or anti-pasta?

Or is anti-pasta the feminine form of antipasto?

No

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06-01-2015, 12:04 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
I am not sure whether this thread is for real or not, but I just had a thought...

If the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, do Italians automatically go to Heaven as the Chosen People?

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06-01-2015, 12:11 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
wait a minute! GOD OF CHOCOLATE!!

fuck- how did I miss that one?!
and why don't they come to my door giving me heavenly chocolates? Angry


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06-01-2015, 12:12 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 11:47 AM)Impulse Wrote:  "I am the god of chocolate, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of pasta, now go spread the word"

I am intrigued by your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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06-01-2015, 12:14 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 12:11 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wait a minute! GOD OF CHOCOLATE!!

fuck- how did I miss that one?!
and why don't they come to my door giving me heavenly chocolates? Angry


I miss out on everything. Dodgy

I missed that too.

Chocolate Spread. Laugh out load

Awesome!

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06-01-2015, 12:22 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 12:14 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 12:11 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wait a minute! GOD OF CHOCOLATE!!

fuck- how did I miss that one?!
and why don't they come to my door giving me heavenly chocolates? Angry


I miss out on everything. Dodgy

I missed that too.

Chocolate Spread. Laugh out load

Awesome!


Blink wait, wut?

did we suddenly start talking about Nutella ?
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or is this another case of me completely missing a joke?Consider Laugh out load


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