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06-01-2015, 12:31 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
Oh, I see. Excuse me as I burst into song.



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06-01-2015, 12:34 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 12:00 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 11:47 AM)Impulse Wrote:  ...
"I am the god of pasta, now go spread the word"

A thought occurs...

If you don't believe in the FSM, are you apasta or anti-pasta?

Or is anti-pasta the feminine form of antipasto?

No

I like linguini and tortellini. Bipesto ?

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06-01-2015, 01:24 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
No, wait guys!

Turns out it only was the pills I took yesterday.
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06-01-2015, 02:01 PM
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(06-01-2015 09:32 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  Cool story, but it really needs more dragons.

And unicorns. They'd definitely help the narrative.

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06-01-2015, 02:11 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
While we're on the subject of Mormonism. Where did the name "Mormon" come from??? Was there a Mr. Mormon somewhere along the way. Was the word mormon like a verb or a noun or maybe the name of a place? Is it from their Book of Mormon? I've always wondered this but I don't want to read their silly book to find out.

Huh

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06-01-2015, 02:31 PM
Re: The right religion is mormonism
Dance, I always thought it funny that person is a "Mormon" and their angel is Moroni. What do they have in common? "Moron."
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06-01-2015, 02:40 PM
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(06-01-2015 02:11 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  While we're on the subject of Mormonism. Where did the name "Mormon" come from??? Was there a Mr. Mormon somewhere along the way. Was the word mormon like a verb or a noun or maybe the name of a place? Is it from their Book of Mormon? I've always wondered this but I don't want to read their silly book to find out.

Huh

"Mormon is believed by followers of Mormonism to have been the narrator of much of the Book of Mormon, a sacred text of the Latter Day Saint movement, which describes him as a prophet-historian and a member of a tribe of indigenous Americans known as the Nephites. According to the Book of Mormon, the prophet Mormon engraved an abridgement of his people's history on golden plates. Based on the chronology described in the book, Mormon lived during the 4th century AD."

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_(Book_of_Mormon)

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06-01-2015, 02:50 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 11:47 AM)Impulse Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 09:28 AM)Typho2k Wrote:  Yesterday, I saw a bright light and it talked to
me and said: " I am the god of mormonism, now go spread the word".

That's nice. Please get in line behind the others whose light said:
"I am the god of christianity, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of islam, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of judaism, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of lightning, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of chocolate, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of pasta, now go spread the word"

"I am the god of lemons, now go spread the curd"

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06-01-2015, 02:51 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 02:31 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Dance, I always thought it funny that person is a "Mormon" and their angel is Moroni. What do they have in common? "Moron."

I'll admit, when I was growing up, I'd always think of that. Sometimes, when someone would ask my religion, I'd say, "I'm a moron NO NO I MEANT MORMON!" I keep meaning to look up the word moron to see, if on the off chance, it originated as an insult for Mormons. Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised.

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06-01-2015, 02:52 PM
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(06-01-2015 02:50 PM)gofish! Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 11:47 AM)Impulse Wrote:  That's nice. Please get in line behind the others whose light said:
"I am the god of christianity, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of islam, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of judaism, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of lightning, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of chocolate, now go spread the word"
"I am the god of pasta, now go spread the word"

"I am the god of lemons, now go spread the curd"

Oops, I missed one....

"I am the son of the god of cheese. I am the whey and the lite"

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