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06-01-2015, 02:54 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 12:22 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 12:14 PM)DLJ Wrote:  I missed that too.

Chocolate Spread. Laugh out load

Awesome!


Blink wait, wut?

did we suddenly start talking about Nutella ?
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or is this another case of me completely missing a joke?Consider Laugh out load

Thanks ... I just ate my monitor.

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06-01-2015, 03:11 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 12:11 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wait a minute! GOD OF CHOCOLATE!!

fuck- how did I miss that one?!
and why don't they come to my door giving me heavenly chocolates? Angry


I miss out on everything. Dodgy

It turns out, it's the goddess of chocolate - Ixcacao. Damn memory. I have to stop getting older. Tongue

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06-01-2015, 03:14 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 03:11 PM)Impulse Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 12:11 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  wait a minute! GOD OF CHOCOLATE!!

fuck- how did I miss that one?!
and why don't they come to my door giving me heavenly chocolates? Angry


I miss out on everything. Dodgy

It turns out, it's the goddess of chocolate - Ixcacao. Damn memory. I have to stop getting older. Tongue

ah yes, a woman and her chocolate. seems perfect together.


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06-01-2015, 03:16 PM
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(06-01-2015 12:12 PM)unfogged Wrote:  I am intrigued by your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'd be happy to oblige you, but the bright light from the newsletter would be too blinding to be readable. But staring into the sun would be about the same. Wink

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06-01-2015, 03:22 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 02:51 PM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 02:31 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Dance, I always thought it funny that person is a "Mormon" and their angel is Moroni. What do they have in common? "Moron."

I'll admit, when I was growing up, I'd always think of that. Sometimes, when someone would ask my religion, I'd say, "I'm a moron NO NO I MEANT MORMON!" I keep meaning to look up the word moron to see, if on the off chance, it originated as an insult for Mormons. Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised.

Just replying to myself in case anyone else was interested in the history of "moron"


"moron (n.) 1910, medical Latin, from Greek (Attic) moron, neuter of moros "foolish, dull, sluggish, stupid," probably cognate with Sanskrit murah "idiotic." Latin morus "foolish" is a loan-word from Greek. Adopted by the American Association for the Study of the Feeble-minded with a technical definition "adult with a mental age between 8 and 12;" used as an insult since 1922 and subsequently dropped from technical use. Linnæus had introduced morisis "idiocy."

The feeble-minded may be divided into: (1) Those who are totally arrested before the age of three so that they show the attainment of a two-year-old child or less; these are the idiots. (2) Those so retarded that they become permanently arrested between the ages of three and seven; these are imbeciles. (3) Those so retarded that they become arrested between the ages of seven and twelve; these were formerly called feeble-minded, the same term that is applied to the whole group. We are now proposing to call them morons, this word being the Greek for "fool." The English word "fool" as formerly used describes exactly this grade of child--one who is deficient in judgment or sense. [Henry H. Goddard, in Journal of Proceedings and Addresses" of the National Education Association of the United States, July 1910]

moronic (adj.) 1911, from moron + -ic. Related: Moronically."

From http://www.etymonline.com/



And I want my damn chocolate! I see chocolate and I read chocolate and so I'm really REALLY needing chocolate!!!

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06-01-2015, 03:34 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
(06-01-2015 03:22 PM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 02:51 PM)Miss Suzanne Wrote:  I'll admit, when I was growing up, I'd always think of that. Sometimes, when someone would ask my religion, I'd say, "I'm a moron NO NO I MEANT MORMON!" I keep meaning to look up the word moron to see, if on the off chance, it originated as an insult for Mormons. Probably not but I wouldn't be surprised.

Just replying to myself in case anyone else was interested in the history of "moron"


"moron (n.) 1910, medical Latin, from Greek (Attic) moron, neuter of moros "foolish, dull, sluggish, stupid," probably cognate with Sanskrit murah "idiotic." Latin morus "foolish" is a loan-word from Greek. Adopted by the American Association for the Study of the Feeble-minded with a technical definition "adult with a mental age between 8 and 12;" used as an insult since 1922 and subsequently dropped from technical use. Linnæus had introduced morisis "idiocy."

The feeble-minded may be divided into: (1) Those who are totally arrested before the age of three so that they show the attainment of a two-year-old child or less; these are the idiots. (2) Those so retarded that they become permanently arrested between the ages of three and seven; these are imbeciles. (3) Those so retarded that they become arrested between the ages of seven and twelve; these were formerly called feeble-minded, the same term that is applied to the whole group. We are now proposing to call them morons, this word being the Greek for "fool." The English word "fool" as formerly used describes exactly this grade of child--one who is deficient in judgment or sense. [Henry H. Goddard, in Journal of Proceedings and Addresses" of the National Education Association of the United States, July 1910]

moronic (adj.) 1911, from moron + -ic. Related: Moronically."

From http://www.etymonline.com/



And I want my damn chocolate! I see chocolate and I read chocolate and so I'm really REALLY needing chocolate!!!


Thanks for all the info on where the word Mormon came from. So another words, Mormon is just one tiny little letter away from "moron". It's hardly enough difference to make a difference.

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06-01-2015, 04:25 PM
RE: The right religion is mormonism
Miss, you completely ...missed me.

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06-01-2015, 07:31 PM
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(06-01-2015 02:52 PM)gofish! Wrote:  
(06-01-2015 02:50 PM)gofish! Wrote:  "I am the god of lemons, now go spread the curd"

Oops, I missed one....

"I am the son of the god of cheese. I am the whey and the lite"

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