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11-05-2016, 09:49 AM
The truth about Alla
*cue X-Files theme*

What if I told you Alla is actually Allah in disguise?

Think about it.
The person here on our forum is called Alla.
What do Muslims call their deity? Allah! Almost exactly the same.
Coincidence?
... I think not.

"But isn't Alla a mormon?"

No. That's what they want you to think. In reality, they are pretending to be a mormon in order to mess around with us. Alla is just Allah in diaguise.

"Why would Allah think that just taking the h away from his name would be a good disguise?"

He didn't think we would notice. For a long time, we did not. Bowever, I was able to see past this disguise.

Well, anyway, Alla is actually Allah.

(I am joking. Please don't take this seriously.)
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11-05-2016, 10:00 AM
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11-05-2016, 11:45 AM
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(11-05-2016 09:49 AM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  Well, anyway, Alla is actually Allah.

Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time?



Oh crap!
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11-05-2016, 01:19 PM
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Please don't scare Alla . I'm just starting having fun trolling Alla. I will educate Alla about the power of Chuck Norris.

Religion is bullshit. The winner of the last person to post wins thread.Yes
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11-05-2016, 01:28 PM
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(11-05-2016 01:19 PM)Leo Wrote:  Please don't scare Alla . I'm just starting having fun trolling Alla. I will educate Alla about the power of Chuck Norris.

And she will counter that Chuck Norris is Moroni.

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11-05-2016, 02:06 PM
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“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
― Mark Twain


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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11-05-2016, 03:05 PM
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I've made this joke with her before and she was cool with it.

This is just meant to be a lighthearted little thread.
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11-05-2016, 03:09 PM
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(11-05-2016 03:05 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  I've made this joke with her before and she was cool with it.

This is just meant to be a lighthearted little thread.

Angry We will make it heavy! And we will judge you!!! You will learn the folly of making jokes on this forum.

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If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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11-05-2016, 03:21 PM
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(11-05-2016 03:09 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(11-05-2016 03:05 PM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  I've made this joke with her before and she was cool with it.

This is just meant to be a lighthearted little thread.

Angry We will make it heavy! And we will judge you!!! You will learn the folly of making jokes on this forum.

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... Gasp

Laugh out load
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11-05-2016, 09:28 PM
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Alla spelled backwards is.... Evil_monster

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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