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24-02-2013, 01:10 AM
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And she said unto him, My father, if thou hast opened thy mouth unto the Lord, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy mouth; forasmuch as the Lord hath taken vengeance for thee of thine enemies, even of the children of Ammon.


And Christians want to talk about demon possession?

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24-02-2013, 01:16 AM
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I told the story to my boyfriend today and he thought it was pretty messed up, so it's not exclusively active atheists that are confused with the stuff. Honestly, I think I may end up reading the Bible again just because there's so much bad in there to trade off for the little good you get. I'm sure a serial killer could find perfectly legitimate Bible verses to base his/her killings off of. The Bible is CRAZY.
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24-02-2013, 01:19 AM
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After Judah pays Tamar for her services, he is told that she
"played the harlot" and "is with child by whoredom." When Judah hears
this, he says, "Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.


http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/BibleViolence.htm

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24-02-2013, 01:23 AM
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Genesis is such a crazy book. Lot offered up his daughters to be raped, then later on (after the city is destroyed and they're safe) the daughters get Lot drunk and have sex with him. It's the grossest genealogy in the world.

I wish that I knew more Jews because they would have more insight into the reason for these stories more than I would; unfortunately, this area isn't exactly culturally diverse.
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24-02-2013, 01:28 AM
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I agree oh and I love you're pic btw that's not a total guilt trip at all.

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24-02-2013, 01:31 AM
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Thanks. Church signs are so weird; it's not like the church doesn't get to threaten people enough already. My favorite one I've ever seen on the internet is this:

[Image: funny-church-sign-on-your-knees.jpg]

and then I saw this gem...

[Image: funny_church_sign_by_SesshysStalkur.jpg]
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24-02-2013, 01:35 AM
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Lolololol at the first one wowwwwwww that's great. I feel the 2nd one is simply an appeal to stupid people.

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24-02-2013, 01:39 AM
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It seems like Christians are the most funny when they're not trying to be. I sort of miss the Christians I deleted from Facebook; I like a good debate. XD
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24-02-2013, 01:42 AM
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My debates always end with "God works in Mysterious ways" Yeah um ok I could say this cup works in Mysterious ways but would you just assume that its true? Of course not!

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24-02-2013, 01:47 AM
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I'm going to start doing something very silly: every time someone gives an argument with the word "God", I will replace the word with something like "my toenail" or "this lamp".
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