There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
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21-07-2017, 03:37 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:35 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:  The plant in the OP did not die in vain...it died so that I might laugh, and laugh I did.

That's how I'm gonna feel when I kill the fucker.

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21-07-2017, 03:38 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
I read this to hubby. He had one comment. "Motherfucking rat traps."

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21-07-2017, 03:39 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:23 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I’ll come over to help you hunt raccoons if you come over and help me hunt iguanas.

I think those would make good eating. Plenty of muscle meat and they get big. Raccoon's too stringy.

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21-07-2017, 03:41 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
Make sure you make that first shot count, buddy......


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21-07-2017, 03:42 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:31 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Use the "passive silencer," route.

Shoot from inside the house (or car) through a narrowly opened window.


The air trapped inside the house or car absorbs most of the sound.

Even a 22 long rifle with subsonic rounds will be plenty quiet.

Even if your neighbor was awake and outside, they would not know a gun had been discharged.


Guarantee....

(Remember to keep the lights off.... Smile )

Hmmm, I’ll try this if the neighbors begin to complain. Right now what they see is me carrying around an ominous looking black rifle (the Ruger pellet gun I talked about in the other thread) and looking into the mangrove trees. The sound it makes isn’t very loud.

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21-07-2017, 03:44 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:31 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Use the "passive silencer," route.

Shoot from inside the house (or car) through a narrowly opened window.


The air trapped inside the house or car absorbs most of the sound.

Even a 22 long rifle with subsonic rounds will be plenty quiet.

Even if your neighbor was awake and outside, they would not know a gun had been discharged.


Guarantee....

(Remember to keep the lights off.... Smile )

I thought of setting up the sniper nest inside a bedroom window overlooking the garden. Wife said the neighbors would still hear it and I didn't have the physics to argue with her. Now I have the physics. Thanks. Big Grin

Seems like this would also mean that the concussive effect inside the house would also be amplified. Probably want ear protectors to go with the night vision scope.

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21-07-2017, 03:49 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:39 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(21-07-2017 03:23 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  I’ll come over to help you hunt raccoons if you come over and help me hunt iguanas.

I think those would make good eating. Plenty of muscle meat and they get big. Raccoon's too stringy.

Here are a couple of guys “fishing” for the fucking things and then skinning and frying them up!




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21-07-2017, 03:49 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
We were once invited to a raccoon picking. When we questioned it based on the kinds of things raccoons eat they assured us they had trapped it two weeks before and had been feeding it nothing but cabbage and other good stuffings. Sort of like a forced colonic. Yeah. We passed anyway.

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21-07-2017, 04:30 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:44 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(21-07-2017 03:31 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Use the "passive silencer," route.

Shoot from inside the house (or car) through a narrowly opened window.


The air trapped inside the house or car absorbs most of the sound.

Even a 22 long rifle with subsonic rounds will be plenty quiet.

Even if your neighbor was awake and outside, they would not know a gun had been discharged.


Guarantee....

(Remember to keep the lights off.... Smile )

I thought of setting up the sniper nest inside a bedroom window overlooking the garden. Wife said the neighbors would still hear it and I didn't have the physics to argue with her. Now I have the physics. Thanks. Big Grin

Seems like this would also mean that the concussive effect inside the house would also be amplified. Probably want ear protectors to go with the night vision scope.

You won't need hearing protection with an air rifle...

I've sat in my hunting blind whacking squirrels at 50 yards with a 22 and subsonics, and they don't run after a missed shot. It' s too quiet to alarm them...

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21-07-2017, 04:30 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:49 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(21-07-2017 03:39 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I think those would make good eating. Plenty of muscle meat and they get big. Raccoon's too stringy.

Here are a couple of guys “fishing” for the fucking things and then skinning and frying them up!




And they're doing the environment a favor. Win win win. Thumbsup

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