There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
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21-07-2017, 09:41 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 03:37 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
That's how I'm gonna feel when I kill the fucker.

Just another example of Monkey Exceptionalism!

You invade their territory, threaten to kill their children because what ... your brand of Pioneer-Colonialism, so innocently disguised as Liberal-Democratic Capitalism, is superior to their millions of years of evolved social-hierarchical traditions?

You think you've the right to plant your tomatoist ideology just anywhere and, at the first hint of Stemic violence, call them 'insurgents' for doing what comes naturally on their own land?

#CoonsLivesMatter

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21-07-2017, 09:49 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 09:41 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(21-07-2017 03:37 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
That's how I'm gonna feel when I kill the fucker.

Just another example of Monkey Exceptionalism!

You invade their territory, threaten to kill their children because what ... your brand of Pioneer-Colonialism, so innocently disguised as Liberal-Democratic Capitalism, is superior to their millions of years of evolved social-hierarchical traditions?

You think you've the right to plant your tomatoist ideology just anywhere and, at the first hint of Stemic violence, call them 'insurgents' for doing what comes naturally on their own land?

#CoonsLivesMatter

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That's fucking brilliant.

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21-07-2017, 10:01 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
Damn, I though this was an announcement for a new Samuel L. Jackson movie. I am disappoint.

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21-07-2017, 10:08 PM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2017 12:59 AM by GirlyMan.)
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 09:41 PM)DLJ Wrote:  You invade their territory, threaten to kill their children because what ... your brand of Pioneer-Colonialism, so innocently disguised as Liberal-Democratic Capitalism, is superior to their millions of years of evolved social-hierarchical traditions?

I'll have you know that Fort Fatboy was erected many many many raccoon generations before this particular rabid radical raccoon environmental extremist activist suddenly just came out of the sewers and decided to seek reparations for past insults and damages to property they were too stupid to claim as their own in the first place.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna kill the fucker.

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21-07-2017, 10:15 PM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(21-07-2017 10:08 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  ...
Fatboy was erected
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Yeah, I'm just gonna kill the fucker.

Good to know the treatment's working but ... maybe a little too much testosterone?

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22-07-2017, 12:56 AM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
I dunno.

Seems reasonable to me.

Then again....

I remember as a kid seeing my grandpa run down and whack a racoon with a double bladed axe... You didn't raid grandpa's garden and get away with it....

And no - he didn't eat it. Said he'd rather eat a skunk.......

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22-07-2017, 12:58 AM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(22-07-2017 12:56 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Then again....

I remember as a kid seeing my grandpa run down and whack a racoon with a double bladed axe...

That is exactly what I feel like doing.

#sigh
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22-07-2017, 01:00 AM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(22-07-2017 12:58 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(22-07-2017 12:56 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Then again....

I remember as a kid seeing my grandpa run down and whack a racoon with a double bladed axe...

That is exactly what I feel like doing.

It was quite the sight..

A skinny little old guy in his 70s running and swingin' an axe...

Heh

The axe has a prominent place, hanging on the wall of my shop.....

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22-07-2017, 01:01 AM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
(22-07-2017 01:00 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(22-07-2017 12:58 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  That is exactly what I feel like doing.

It was quite the sight..

A skinny little old guy in his 70s running and swingin' an axe...

Heh

I invested time and effort into raising and training that fucking tomato plant.

#sigh
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22-07-2017, 05:26 AM
RE: There's motherfucking raccoons in this motherfucking garden.
We're going to have to get used to urban raccoons. Researchers have found that they're happy in our cities. On average there are twice as many raccoons per square mile in towns than in the country. Free food, low predator levels (except humans), etc.
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