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14-08-2016, 01:15 PM
Things Alike that You Like
Similarities, synonyms and similes -- list them here.


I'll start ---


Sex -- is like air --- it's no big deal, until you're not getting any.



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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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14-08-2016, 01:23 PM
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In that vein Laughat sex is a misdemeanor. The more I miss the meaner I get.
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14-08-2016, 02:42 PM
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Women are like parking spots.

All the good ones are taken - and all that's left is the handicaps....



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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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14-08-2016, 03:26 PM
RE: Things Alike that You Like
spiritus- Latin term for breath.

breath- see hot air

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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15-08-2016, 08:32 AM
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep—like my grandfather..... Not screaming with terror like the passengers in his car.

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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16-08-2016, 02:08 AM
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Dunno if this is what you were looking for OLB, but it's 3am and I'm riding the Norco pony, so...this is what you got! Banana_zorro


Things are a lot more like they used to be, than they are now.

I'm Pink; Therefore I'm Spam


Visualize whirled peas.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.
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16-08-2016, 05:39 AM
RE: Things Alike that You Like
One of my favorites from Douglas Adams.

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.” -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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16-08-2016, 10:00 AM (This post was last modified: 16-08-2016 11:09 AM by Fireball.)
RE: Things Alike that You Like
(16-08-2016 02:08 AM)The Dark One Wrote:  Dunno if this is what you were looking for OLB, but it's 3am and I'm riding the Norco pony, so...this is what you got! Banana_zorro


Things are a lot more like they used to be, than they are now.

I'm Pink; Therefore I'm Spam


Visualize whirled peas.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?


If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.
Laugh out load


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16-08-2016, 10:06 AM
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(14-08-2016 01:23 PM)Fireball Wrote:  In that vein Laughat sex is a misdemeanor. The more I miss the meaner I get.

Skip ahead to about 2:00
Miss Demeanor - she's a walking violation. Tongue



Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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16-08-2016, 03:11 PM
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(16-08-2016 05:39 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  One of my favorites from Douglas Adams.

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.” -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

My favorite two Adams quotes:

"It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water."

And the bizarre...


"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that line for 30 years...it just doesn't come up much. No
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