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16-08-2016, 03:17 PM
RE: Things Alike that You Like
(16-08-2016 10:00 AM)Fireball Wrote:  
(16-08-2016 02:08 AM)The Dark One Wrote:  Dunno if this is what you were looking for OLB, but it's 3am and I'm riding the Norco pony, so...this is what you got! Banana_zorro


Things are a lot more like they used to be, than they are now.

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Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?


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16-08-2016, 06:40 PM
RE: Things Alike that You Like
(16-08-2016 03:17 PM)The Dark One Wrote:  
(16-08-2016 10:00 AM)Fireball Wrote:  Laugh out load


What is this, that stands before me? Figure in Black, which points at me???

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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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16-08-2016, 08:07 PM (This post was last modified: 17-08-2016 02:40 AM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: Things Alike that You Like
My dad didn't get angry. He got "madder'n a rattlesnake in a cattle stampede." A person wasn't just ugly; they "could make freight train take a dirt road."

He had the best colloquialisms going, ole Pa Thump.
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16-08-2016, 11:30 PM
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(16-08-2016 08:07 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  My dad didn't get angry. He got "madder'n a rattlesnake in a cattle stampede." A person wasn't just ugly; they "could make freight train take a dirt road."

He had the beat colloquialisms going, ole Pa Thump.

Yup, my dad was pretty full of 'em, but a lifetime in the military had squashed his dreams of going pro...my grandfather, on the other hand...he'd make you laugh right in the middle of being pissed off, or worse, right in the middle of HIM being pissed off, by saying something so off the wall your brain cramped trying to process it.

That boy's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the bottom

That feller's so tall he could hunt ducks with a rake

He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule.

If that boy had an idea it would die of loneliness

When the Lord was handin' out brains, that fool thought God said trains, and he passed 'cause he don't like to travel

That guy couldn't get laid in a woman's prison with a handful a pardons

I won't say it's far, but I had to grease the wagon twice before I hit the main road.

We were so poor I had a tumbleweed as a pet.

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

Scared as a sinner in a cyclone.

She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

So ugly his mama takes him everywhere she goes so she doesn't have to kiss him goodbye.

She's so purty I'd eat the corn outa her shit.


They go on forever, lol...
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