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04-04-2017, 08:08 AM (This post was last modified: 04-04-2017 08:15 AM by Bucky Ball.)
Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
I am not on the correct medication.
I have never read "The Art of the Deal".
I have never been elected president by a majority of the American people.

Please tell us what *you* have in common with the president.
(Ideas from current New Yorker).
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04-04-2017, 08:23 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
Hmmm...I DO have some small hands....

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04-04-2017, 08:25 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
I do not have the necessary educational background for the job.
I do not have the necessary experience for the job.
I am not willing to subject myself to the level of pressure that the job requires.

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04-04-2017, 08:30 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
I've watched the Flintstones on T.V.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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04-04-2017, 08:32 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
(04-04-2017 08:30 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  I've watched the Flintstones on T.V.

But did you think it was a documentary? Oh, wait, that's things people have in common with Pence.

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04-04-2017, 08:35 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
• I (probably) have undiagnosed mental disorder(s)
• I'm white, and I don't feel guilty about it
• I love China
• I neither smoke nor drink
• I avoided the draft (I mean, I wasn't born yet, but it's a similarity nonetheless)
• I can't deny that I enjoy putting a killer instinct to use on occasion, though Trump's is a bit more metaphorical
• I've never filed for personal bankruptcy
• I'm not a trillionaire

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04-04-2017, 08:37 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
When I was five years old I threw hissy-fits.
My hands were very small when I was five.
At five, my thoughts were simple thoughts.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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04-04-2017, 08:37 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
I spend most of my time in South Florida.
I own commercial real estate.
I hire others to do my day to day work.

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04-04-2017, 08:48 AM (This post was last modified: 04-04-2017 09:00 AM by Rockblossom.)
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
I didn't write The Art of the Deal, because I'm not Tony Schwartz.

I've never held any local, state, or federal office before the age of 70. (I'm not yet 70, but it still holds.)

I can't control what goes on in Congress.

I've never been to Antarctica.

I have small hands.

I don't have sex with Melania Trump.

I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.
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04-04-2017, 08:49 AM
RE: Things I have in common with Donald J. Trump
I'm over six feet tall.

I've held jobs for which I was monumentally unqualified.

I don't like mosquitos.

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