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30-11-2016, 11:24 AM
Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
This one is to a couple of acquaintances:
So, you think I am ridiculous for letting my kids believe in santa, but you shove jeebus down your kid's throats every chance you get? The difference is my kids will eventually learn santa isn't real, while yours will be forced to believe in a made up being whether they agree or not.
So kindly STFU.

Add yours - something you would never actually say but REALLY want to because you are too damn polite.

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30-11-2016, 11:56 AM
RE: Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
Hey lady .... Blush ...... I hate to tell you this but those Birkenstocks are ugly.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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30-11-2016, 12:26 PM
RE: Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
Your hair color is white not blonde. Which is fine, except you are a raving bitch and I am happy you don't realize how old it makes you look even though everyone else does Wink

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30-11-2016, 12:53 PM
RE: Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
A couple ladies I know think they have "great booties".
"You don't, bitches. You just have giant fat asses."
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30-11-2016, 01:07 PM
RE: Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
I work in IT and I always want to tell people "You know you can learn this system right? You can actually read the manual for the software or watch youtube videos or just google this? But no you have to call us and have us fix your problems and then actually get an attitude with us at the same time. Just look it up yourself!"

Of course if they did that I'd be out of a job. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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30-11-2016, 03:36 PM
RE: Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
When IT people use the word "problems" when they should say "incidents". I'm way too polite to correct anyone who does that.

When TTA people type it's when they mean its. Much too polite for that.

One of the things about being an Englishman abroad ... we have a reputation for being circumspect in our use of language so even when I try to be nasty, people still think I'm being polite.

Vietnamese: "Oh! You're so fat now."
English: "I see you've been eating well."

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30-11-2016, 03:36 PM
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(30-11-2016 11:56 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Hey lady .... Blush ...... I hate to tell you this but those Birkenstocks are ugly.

Oh yeah? Well, they feel wonderful and they make me want to walk and that makes me happy. I couldn't care less what you think of my shoes. Chase

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30-11-2016, 03:47 PM
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No your Dad can't come for Christmas dinner, or any of your family for that matter.
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30-11-2016, 04:00 PM
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When you say "Just sayin'" in condescension, you're not actually saying anything. You're just making noise.

Just sayin'.

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30-11-2016, 06:21 PM
RE: Things I would like to say but am too damn polite.
I don't understand the question.

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