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27-02-2017, 11:24 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
"avocados! I knew I forgot something at the store"
"hand me the grocery list"
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01-03-2017, 04:06 PM
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"Here comes the airplane! Choo-choo!"

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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24-03-2017, 01:49 PM
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We gotta be quiet down here cuz my dad works third shift, okay?

Can you wear a bag over your head?

Suck my weiner.

Your cooch is so hairy! It looks like the sarlacc grew a beard!

I can do that but it costs extra.

I won't leave stains on the couch, President Clinton.

That's. The. Wrong. Goddamned. HOLE!

Can I let the dog watch?

I'd like to share with you my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Yelling 'Whopee!!!!' When I come.

You're almost as good as my shower head.

I want you broads to pee on the bed in a Russian hotel room.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

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24-03-2017, 02:26 PM
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Thread title above this one would apply:

When was the last time you had Norovirus?
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25-03-2017, 07:10 PM
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Would you like to buy some insurance?

Need to think of a witty signature.
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28-03-2017, 10:47 PM
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(01-03-2017 04:06 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  "Here comes the airplane! Choo-choo!"

This would annoy me because planes don't go 'choo-choo', trains do.
I couldn't date a guy that didn't bother to make an effort in distinguishing the difference between airplane sounds and train sounds.

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28-03-2017, 10:53 PM
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(28-03-2017 10:47 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(01-03-2017 04:06 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  "Here comes the airplane! Choo-choo!"

This would annoy me because planes don't go 'choo-choo', trains do.
I couldn't date a guy that didn't bother to make an effort in distinguishing the difference between airplane sounds and train sounds.

Sooo... "Here comes the airplane! FPPSSSHHHH!!!"
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29-03-2017, 07:40 AM
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(28-03-2017 10:47 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(01-03-2017 04:06 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  "Here comes the airplane! Choo-choo!"

This would annoy me because planes don't go 'choo-choo', trains do.
I couldn't date a guy that didn't bother to make an effort in distinguishing the difference between airplane sounds and train sounds.

Here comes the train what does it say? "Please for the love of all things holy don't wall me away Mr Topem Hat sir. I am a living being don't leave me to starve in the dark alone. Why? Why would you do this?"

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29-03-2017, 11:05 AM (This post was last modified: 29-03-2017 11:21 AM by M. Linoge.)
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'For der Führer... For der Führer...'

'Zzzzzzzz... wha.. what did I miss?'

"Old men make old words holy. - A fool may scrawl on a slate and if no one has the wit to wipe it clean for a thousand years the scrawl becomes the wisdom of ages."

Honorous J. Ancrath
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29-03-2017, 11:45 AM
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(28-03-2017 10:47 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(01-03-2017 04:06 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  "Here comes the airplane! Choo-choo!"

This would annoy me because planes don't go 'choo-choo', trains do.
I couldn't date a guy that didn't bother to make an effort in distinguishing the difference between airplane sounds and train sounds.

I know the difference darling, Heart Wink
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