Things Not To Say During Sex
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29-03-2017, 11:59 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
Does this look infected?
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29-03-2017, 12:33 PM
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"Oh, you DO look like your sister!"

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. (G.B.Shaw)
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29-03-2017, 08:09 PM
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"No. NO, STOP! I am NOT getting payed enough for this shit."

"Throughout history, every mystery, ever solved, has turned out to be; Not magic."
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29-03-2017, 09:58 PM
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I can't top Marten either...

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29-03-2017, 11:01 PM
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Oh wow. I should have guessed.
Your hands did look smaller than Donalds.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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30-03-2017, 06:53 AM
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Shit... what was that?

I'm a creationist... I believe that man created God.
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30-03-2017, 07:02 PM
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My alpaca likes to watch.

(29-03-2017 11:59 AM)ohio_drg Wrote:  Does this look infected?

One of my old roommates once whipped out his penis to ask me about red dots on it. I told him to go to the doctor. That's what this post made me think of. Tongue

Need to think of a witty signature.
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30-03-2017, 10:00 PM
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Wow. Your tongue feels like my dog's.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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30-03-2017, 11:36 PM
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I invoke thee, great Thanatos! Lend me your power!

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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31-03-2017, 01:03 AM
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Ok, I came. You ok to finish yourself off?

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