Things Not To Say During Sex
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09-05-2017, 05:02 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
I found out a long time ago that three Corona's in rapid succession and I could put it in her butt. Four and she might shit on you. It's kind of hard to power through after that.

When did you eat corn???!!!

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09-05-2017, 06:36 AM
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Maxwell Smart, "Would you believe it has it's own zip code? Would you believe it can touch the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Would you believe it can fill an Olympic sized swimming pool in 3 seconds? I didn't think so."

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09-05-2017, 06:28 PM
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One! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Two! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Three! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

Four! Ah-ah-...ahhhhhhhhhhhh....

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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09-05-2017, 08:00 PM
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I just accepted a job in the Trump Administration dear, I hope you don't mind!

Oh yes! Oh [insert not partner's name, rather the best friend's of your partner] yes!

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09-05-2017, 08:13 PM
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"Do you want fries with that?"
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09-05-2017, 08:13 PM
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"Do you take debit cards?"
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09-05-2017, 08:22 PM
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Is that the doorbell ? I think I hear the doorbell. Oh yeah, I think I ordered pizza.

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09-05-2017, 08:25 PM
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(09-05-2017 08:22 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Is that the doorbell ? I think I hear the doorbell. Oh yeah, I think I ordered pizza.

Pizza? Drooling This would actually be a turn on for me Laugh out load
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09-05-2017, 08:25 PM
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Bilbo Baggins is my safe word.
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09-05-2017, 08:46 PM
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Wanna see me shoot ping-pong balls out of it?
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