Things Not To Say During Sex
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09-05-2017, 08:55 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
(09-05-2017 08:46 PM)Mary L. Mand Wrote:  Wanna see me shoot ping-pong balls out of it?

Laugh out load Thumbsup
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15-05-2017, 06:30 PM
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"Your sister/brother was better".
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16-05-2017, 08:09 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
What do you think about ostriches?

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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17-05-2017, 08:09 PM
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"I voted for Trump."

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17-05-2017, 11:58 PM
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(17-05-2017 08:09 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  "I voted for Trump."

"I guess that means you want to be fucked really hard"

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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18-05-2017, 12:01 AM
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"Damn, that's one hairy ass you have, girl."
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18-05-2017, 03:09 PM
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Pop. goes the weasel!
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19-05-2017, 06:29 AM
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"You degenerate floozie! How could you?"

Followed by five minutes of sobbing.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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19-05-2017, 07:16 AM
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(18-05-2017 03:09 PM)Mary L. Mand Wrote:  Pop. goes the weasel!

You are funny! Bowing
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19-05-2017, 07:19 AM
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Wanna play where does the groundhog go?
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