Things Not To Say During Sex
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19-05-2017, 07:29 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
"whoops"

I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
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19-05-2017, 07:45 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
You have an oddly shaped penis.

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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19-05-2017, 08:04 AM
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(19-05-2017 07:45 AM)jennybee Wrote:  You have an oddly shaped penis.
Or alternatively....

"Miss, You have an oddly shaped penis." Laugh out load

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19-05-2017, 08:06 AM
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How is that possible?! Shocking

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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19-05-2017, 01:07 PM
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"Honey, Sean Spicer is watching us from the bushes...."

Need to think of a witty signature.
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19-05-2017, 02:12 PM
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(19-05-2017 01:07 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  "Honey, Sean Spicer is watching us from the bushes...."

"I want him to look!"

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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19-05-2017, 02:17 PM
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(19-05-2017 07:16 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(18-05-2017 03:09 PM)Mary L. Mand Wrote:  Pop. goes the weasel!

You are funny! Bowing

Who? Me? Thanks!
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19-05-2017, 02:25 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
My GYN says she's never seen another one like mine.
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19-05-2017, 05:19 PM
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"Well that was nice."
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19-05-2017, 05:46 PM
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"Can we hurry this up, the Cowboys are on MNF."
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