Things Not To Say During Sex
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19-05-2017, 06:20 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
Aw it's soooooooooooo cute.

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19-05-2017, 10:21 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
(19-05-2017 06:20 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Aw it's soooooooooooo cute.

I dunno, I've had decent results with that line.
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19-05-2017, 10:44 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
"Allah hu ackbar!" during entry, or orgasm.

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22-05-2017, 03:56 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
*on orgasm

"Are..you...hungry.......FOR....APPLES!!!!"

I don't want Fop, goddamn it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
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22-05-2017, 07:53 AM
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squish squish squish......

All SA fans should get this.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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22-05-2017, 08:32 AM
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(22-05-2017 07:53 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  squish squish squish......

All SA fans should get this.

Calm down there, Eli

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22-05-2017, 08:38 AM (This post was last modified: 22-05-2017 08:42 AM by jennybee.)
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
May the force be with you.

*Although if you are with a guy who has a lightsaber for a penis, you may want to reassess things Hobo

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22-05-2017, 08:50 AM
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(22-05-2017 08:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  May the force be with you.

Or [at any time to prior having sex with anybody]:

"May the 4th be with you" Hobo

That's an instant turn off for me lol.

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22-05-2017, 08:53 AM
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"Do you do ass to mouth"
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22-05-2017, 08:10 PM
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"Someone left a cake out in the rain..."

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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