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15-02-2017, 10:29 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
I would also think getting up on the bed mid-sex and doing the Beyonce' to Single Ladies would be a mood killer Wink



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15-02-2017, 10:30 PM
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(15-02-2017 10:21 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  "What's your name again?"

The girl I dated the longest, in college, met me through a mutual friend at a group event we were all going to... we laughed, ate food, danced, drank (I didn't drink, but everyone else did), and she came back to my apartment that same night. The next morning, as I was dropping her off at her dorm, she turned to my car window and asked point-blank: "What is my name?"

I was forced to confess I couldn't remember, if I'd learned it at all.

She said, "That's okay. I can't remember yours, either. Would you like to try this again sometime after we introduce ourselves more formally?"

(Or something to that effect.)

She was quite a woman. Smile

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15-02-2017, 10:31 PM
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Her to him, laughing, "And who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?"

Blush Laughat



Him to her, "Me."

Tongue

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15-02-2017, 10:32 PM
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(15-02-2017 10:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would also think getting up on the bed mid-sex and doing the Beyonce' to Single Ladies would be a mood killer Wink




Not if it's Beyoncé! (Or any close approximation.)

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15-02-2017, 10:44 PM
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"Mind if I fall asleep?"

"What are you doing? Drilling for oil?"

"You kiss like your dad."

"Did you wash your balls?"
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15-02-2017, 10:46 PM
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"I just got my period."
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15-02-2017, 10:47 PM
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"Your pubes look like a Chia pet."
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15-02-2017, 10:55 PM
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(15-02-2017 10:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would also think getting up on the bed mid-sex and doing the Beyonce' to Single Ladies would be a mood killer Wink




Hah! I switched off the sound and let "Making Memories" by Rush finish, then "Falling in Love (Again)" by Hamilton, Joe, Frank and Reynolds came on. Much better than the sound track on the musical. Any dancing like Beyoncé would never kill my mood, though. Wowzers! Ohmy
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15-02-2017, 10:58 PM
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"Are you done yet? Dodgy

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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15-02-2017, 11:06 PM
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(15-02-2017 10:55 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(15-02-2017 10:29 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I would also think getting up on the bed mid-sex and doing the Beyonce' to Single Ladies would be a mood killer Wink




Hah! I switched off the sound and let "Making Memories" by Rush finish, then "Falling in Love (Again)" by Hamilton, Joe, Frank and Reynolds came on. Much better than the sound track on the musical. Any dancing like Beyoncé would never kill my mood, though. Wowzers! Ohmy

I always thought asking a guy to make a commitment to you during sex was a mood killer for some guys. I wish I knew this before I got engaged. It might not have taken my bf so long to propose if only I did the Beyonce Tongue
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