Things Not To Say During Sex
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15-02-2017, 11:16 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
(15-02-2017 11:06 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(15-02-2017 10:55 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Hah! I switched off the sound and let "Making Memories" by Rush finish, then "Falling in Love (Again)" by Hamilton, Joe, Frank and Reynolds came on. Much better than the sound track on the musical. Any dancing like Beyoncé would never kill my mood, though. Wowzers! Ohmy

I always thought asking a guy to make a commitment to you during sex was a mood killer for some guys. I wish I knew this before I got engaged. It might not have taken my bf so long to propose if only I did the Beyonce Tongue

In all truth, anything I agree to during sex would be considered as having been said "under duress", as it were. Big Grin
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15-02-2017, 11:49 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
You have Flintstone feet.

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16-02-2017, 01:28 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
"I have to take this call"

We'll love you just the way you are
If you're perfect -- Alanis Morissette
(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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16-02-2017, 02:15 AM
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(16-02-2017 01:28 AM)morondog Wrote:  "I have to take this call"

^^^ Winner! ^^^

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16-02-2017, 05:30 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
The absolute worst ----


"Is it in yet?"


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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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16-02-2017, 06:46 AM
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"And a cluck-cluck here, and a cluck-cluck there...."

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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16-02-2017, 07:51 AM
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I'm hoping what we're doing will cure my syphilis.

I get the results of my AIDS test tomorrow.
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16-02-2017, 08:04 AM
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One time an ex gf of mine grunted out her ex-husband's name when she and I were in the middle of, uh, proceedings.

Couldn't help but laugh!
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16-02-2017, 08:11 AM
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"Who's your favorite serial killer?"

"We'll do it live, fuck it!"

"Just so know, I tested postive for this new virus. They told me it's probably nothing, but I'm just letting you know.

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"Don't answer that. A rhetorical question."
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16-02-2017, 09:43 AM
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I've had my kids walk in when they were 1 and 2 years old. Kinda puts a stop to things....... IMMEDIATELY!

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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