Things Not To Say During Sex
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16-02-2017, 09:51 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
You're almost as good as that crack whore I banged bareback last week.
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16-02-2017, 10:33 AM
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You smell different when you are awake
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16-02-2017, 10:36 AM
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Sorry, that usually never happens.

I've just recently grown rudimentary legs and made the move from water to land.
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16-02-2017, 11:01 AM
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Your grandmas pussy is tighter than yours.
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16-02-2017, 11:02 AM
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"I just thought of this funny thing I read on the forum earlier today..."

My strategy of ignoring my problems until they disappear never seems to work out for me. ...I'll try to get around to dealing with that in the near future.
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16-02-2017, 11:07 AM
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What's that awful smell of fish ?
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16-02-2017, 11:28 AM
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You feel better than my blow up doll.
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16-02-2017, 11:30 AM
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Pass me my dildo please
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16-02-2017, 11:36 AM
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"Yeah, I faked it."
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16-02-2017, 11:36 AM
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"Let's dress up like farm animals."
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