Things Not To Say During Sex
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17-02-2017, 11:40 AM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
(17-02-2017 11:33 AM)adey67 Wrote:  
(17-02-2017 09:44 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  A lady in Miami told me that the guy she was with last night was moaning his brother's name.

Eeeww just Ewwwww already. Rainbow Vomit

I won't mention the one that was moaning "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!!" then?
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17-02-2017, 11:46 AM
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Oooh yeah daddy big boy Tongue
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17-02-2017, 11:52 AM
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Wow, sex really is different when the other person has a pulse.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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17-02-2017, 11:55 AM
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(17-02-2017 11:52 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Wow, sex really is different when the other person has a pulse.

Ooooooh classicLaugh out load
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17-02-2017, 12:34 PM
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Uh..... I'm not wearing a ribbed condom. It's probably my genital warts.

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17-02-2017, 12:47 PM
Things Not To Say During Sex
"Isn't Walking Dead about to come on?"
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17-02-2017, 06:59 PM
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"I voted for Donald Trump"

"Hey, do you mind if we change position, I want to watch the game."



(16-02-2017 11:38 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Women calling their boyfriends "daddy." *shudders*

Or Vice Presidents who call their wife "Mother".

Need to think of a witty signature.
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17-02-2017, 07:24 PM
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"It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!"

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17-02-2017, 07:27 PM
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"Say hello to my lil friend." in your best Tony Montana voice
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17-02-2017, 07:36 PM
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Does your husband own a sawed off shotgun?

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