Things Not To Say During Sex
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17-02-2017, 08:16 PM
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
"Baby, hold your ass a little higher ... the ashtray's about to spill."
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17-02-2017, 08:54 PM
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"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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18-02-2017, 04:41 AM
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(17-02-2017 07:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Does your husband own a sawed off shotgun?

Bechased

"Oh, I just noticed the rack is empty... my husband must have taken his shotgun with him when he left."

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18-02-2017, 05:02 AM
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"First!"

"Don't worry, I'm pretty sure I can't get pregnant"

"Cramp! Cramp! Cramp!"

"You're not a Jew, right?"

"Fuck me with that tiny white dick!"

"Fuck me with that big nigger dick!"

"No! I said cum ON me, not IN me!"

"I think we should see other people..."

"I love you!" "Thaaaannnk you"

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18-02-2017, 05:52 AM
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I did once ask if it was in yet.

Turned out that it was.
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18-02-2017, 06:47 AM
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Hey... are those hemorrhoids I can feel?

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19-02-2017, 12:54 AM
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(18-02-2017 06:47 AM)SYZ Wrote:  Hey... are those hemorrhoids I can feel?

"No ... they're speedbumps."
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19-02-2017, 11:12 AM
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Jesus wants you as an angel in heaven.
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19-02-2017, 03:55 PM
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"Intercourse outside of marriage is of the Devil and we're both going to Hell."

Need to think of a witty signature.
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19-02-2017, 04:06 PM
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"I wonder what you would look like with no skin."

Frankie de la Cunto
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