Things Not To Say During Sex
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22-02-2017, 02:33 AM (This post was last modified: 22-02-2017 03:44 AM by ukatheist.)
RE: Things Not To Say During Sex
(22-02-2017 02:28 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  "Honey, would you hand me the remote?"
Depends what the remote is for Wink

Just re-read that and realised it might have implied something unintended. At all times I was referring to the remote being used to operate something else, not being used in itself. Although, whatever floats your boat. Big Grin
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22-02-2017, 05:49 AM
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OMG, open a window.

“Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly;
Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land;
Man got to tell himself he understand.”

― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle
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22-02-2017, 10:42 AM
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(22-02-2017 02:06 AM)ukatheist Wrote:  It goes in, it goes out. It goes in, it goes out. It goes in, it goes out. It goes in, it goes out. It goes in, it goes out. Etc.

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Trouble making up your mind? In or out...which is it? Big Grin
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22-02-2017, 12:00 PM
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Wow, you feel just like my mom.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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22-02-2017, 12:11 PM
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Wow, your sister does the exact same thing.

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22-02-2017, 12:13 PM
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(22-02-2017 12:00 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Wow, you feel just like my mom.

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22-02-2017, 05:14 PM
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Llama!

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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26-02-2017, 05:52 AM
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"Hey, check out this move that my Dad taught me use on my boyfriends!"

"Hey, it's cool if I haven't had my penis removed yet, right?"

"Hold on, I have to poop, but I'll be right back. Keep yourself going while I'm gone!"

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26-02-2017, 08:13 AM
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(26-02-2017 05:52 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  "Hey, check out this move that my Dad taught me use on my boyfriends!"

I have just vommed in my mouth.
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27-02-2017, 10:37 AM
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(26-02-2017 08:13 AM)ukatheist Wrote:  
(26-02-2017 05:52 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  "Hey, check out this move that my Dad taught me use on my boyfriends!"

I have just vommed in my mouth.

I can think of no greater honor. Thank you!

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