Things in movies that bother me.
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09-06-2015, 11:58 AM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
(07-06-2015 02:46 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  The one that always makes me laugh is when an "angel" or some other winged critter shows up with a 10 foot wingspan or so -- and picks up 350 lbs or more of passenger.....

I don't care if you shove a 500 hp Lycoming engine up that Pegus's ass --- you're NOT going to go flying on it.....

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10-06-2015, 04:35 PM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
Oh sex scenes lol.

Tell me why the hell, after they just get done having steamy sex (they even show stuff), does the girl cover breasts with a sheet. They're still alone!

And for the lower rated films, yeah, I get it. Pg-13. But if you have to have a sheet between the two lovers doing it, then just don't show the love scene.

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10-06-2015, 04:53 PM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
(10-06-2015 04:35 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  Oh sex scenes lol.

Tell me why the hell, after they just get done having steamy sex (they even show stuff), does the girl cover breasts with a sheet. They're still alone!

And for the lower rated films, yeah, I get it. Pg-13. But if you have to have a sheet between the two lovers doing it, then just don't show the love scene.

With the sheet over the breasts thing - right??? Oh, and same said women needs to get out of bed to go do something, and the entire sheet is magically already wrapped around her perfectly when she stands up. In what world does that happen?
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10-06-2015, 05:41 PM
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Half the time they leave the bra on. Then the next morning when they wake up their makeup is still good. Not even the shower seems to be able to give it so much as a smudge.

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10-06-2015, 05:51 PM
Things in movies that bother me.
And the guys who just had sex and are completely nude... except for the watch.
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10-06-2015, 10:46 PM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
(10-06-2015 05:51 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  And the guys who just had sex and are completely nude... except for the watch.

Watch is important. Gotta keep the pace Tongue

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10-06-2015, 10:55 PM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
Have improbable aiming skills been brought up yet?
I don't give a shit how badass the protagonist is: no way he's hitting every one of those goons without breaking a sweat like they always do. Also, I don't care how bumbling they are, there is no way anybody would ever hire goons who can't hit the broad side of a barn from a meter away with their stand-issue Goon SMG. Those fuckers are killing the protagonist in an unceremonious hail of lead, fuck you.

More for villainy:
I think every single writer who makes a villain should be forced to memorise the Evil Overlord's List before they are allowed to proceed with their villain-writing so that bad guys stop being raging incompetent morons!
I don't give a shit how you rationalise it; that powerful evil mastermind with enough smarts and resources to build a big-ass lair and threaten the world WILL shoot Bond in the head once he is captured, no explaining, no elaborate death traps, no bullshit!

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11-06-2015, 01:31 AM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
Corny "tough guy" or attempt to sound "badass" dialogue.

Attempting to be hip or cool. The "gangsta" talking transformers in Transformers 2. Fuck you Michael Bay!
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11-06-2015, 01:39 AM
RE: Things in movies that bother me.
(11-06-2015 01:31 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Fuck you Michael Bay!

In the same vein, gratuitous explosions and/or action which is impossible to properly focus on.

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11-06-2015, 08:07 AM
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I can't stand noisy kissing scenes. As in, they are grasping each other's faces and making sloppy smacking noises. It sounds like a dog slobbing on his nuts.
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