Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
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28-03-2015, 01:01 PM
Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
The Tower of Babel.
The story decribes how different language came about. Of course any idiot can see that languages evolve from other languages so I'll skip the meaning of the story and pick and equally idiotic part of the tale.
God didn't like the idea of men building a tower into Heaven. I guess we can assume that Heaven is somewhere in the clouds. Well actually Heaven must be quite a bit closer to the ground because given the materials the had back then it would be impossible to build so high. Unless they where building a pyramid. But the base of this pyramid would have to be unimaginabley huge. It's fair I think to assume that they didn't know how high heaven was so how would they know how big to build the base?
But let's ignore this nonsense and get to the point.
If this story is to be taken literally (as many do) then we know god doesn't like the idea of people reaching Heaven. If he would not allow us to build a tower that tall he would not allow us the space program. If the bible is to be taken literally, NASA doesn't actually do anything.
There is no space program. Its obviously a lie straight from the pits of Hell.
You got one?
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28-03-2015, 01:05 PM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
Universe expanded heaven is 13.8 billion light years away now
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28-03-2015, 01:11 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:05 PM)dimaniac Wrote:  Universe expanded heaven is 13.8 billion light years away now
A joke....right?
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28-03-2015, 01:40 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:05 PM)dimaniac Wrote:  Universe expanded heaven is 13.8 billion light years away now

That puts it far enough away that it would be impossible to skip the meal service during the trip, and having to eat a meal served on common carrier conveyance would be more hellish than just hanging around in hell itself, which has better movies too. So you can have my seat on that bus.
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28-03-2015, 01:41 PM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
Oh, oh, oh!!......I got one!

"Look your king is coming to you, humble, and mounted on a donkey, and on a colt, the foal of a donkey."

Although maybe he was a circus performer. Consider

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-03-2015, 01:42 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:05 PM)dimaniac Wrote:  Universe expanded heaven is 13.8 billion light years away now

Get the fuck outta here.

Are you high? Jesus fuck you say some of the most ignorant shit. At least you excel at something.

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28-03-2015, 01:43 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:01 PM)Drunkin Druid Wrote:  The Tower of Babel.
The story decribes how different language came about. Of course any idiot can see that languages evolve from other languages so I'll skip the meaning of the story and pick and equally idiotic part of the tale.
God ...
But let's ignore this nonsense and get to the point.
If this story is to be taken literally (as many do) then we know god doesn't like the idea of people reaching Heaven. If he would not allow us to build a tower that tall he would not allow us the space program. If the bible is to be taken literally, NASA doesn't actually do anything.
There is no space program. Its obviously a lie straight from the pits of Hell.
You got one?
My question is, "Why build a tower when you could just climb a mountain?". It's a silly story.[/php]

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28-03-2015, 01:58 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 01:05 PM)dimaniac Wrote:  Universe expanded heaven is 13.8 billion light years away now

Get the fuck outta here.

Are you high? Jesus fuck you say some of the most ignorant shit. At least you excel at something.

I know right? Where do one even begin to explain what is wrong with that statement?
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28-03-2015, 01:59 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 01:05 PM)dimaniac Wrote:  Universe expanded heaven is 13.8 billion light years away now
Are you high?
Op asked stupid question I gave him stupid answer.
It would be better if more important things were discussed about world without God like instability of universe or responsibility for creation on new life
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28-03-2015, 02:01 PM
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(28-03-2015 01:59 PM)dimaniac Wrote:  
(28-03-2015 01:42 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Are you high?
Op asked stupid question I gave him stupid answer.
It would be better if more important things were discussed about world without God like instability of universe or responsibility for creation on new life

WTAF? Blink

Without God the universe is unstable?

I think the instability is a little closer to home in your case.

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