Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
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29-03-2015, 01:52 AM (This post was last modified: 29-03-2015 01:59 AM by Billy Bob.)
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
If any of the sacraments of any religion made a measurable biological change (in other words if a measurable biological change needed to be or could be triggered by an outside stimulus), it would certainly require what our biology is and how it operates be different than what it is thought to be now.

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29-03-2015, 01:54 AM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
(29-03-2015 01:23 AM)Stimbo Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 12:39 AM)f stop Wrote:  God does not want us climbing mountains.

A man once climbed a mountain and found diamonds at the top, enough to make him enormously wealthy. He chose the largest one but God punished him. On the way down the mountain God turned the diamond to water.

I've never heard this before but I already love it.

"Yeah, there's, like, totally diamonds up there! Look, here's the proof - ok, I know it's water now..."

"It's a miracle! Surely, only a god could have transmuted the carbon in my diamond to oxidane!"

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29-03-2015, 02:04 AM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
"Now give me money!"

Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come and save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do.
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29-03-2015, 04:19 AM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

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29-03-2015, 09:07 AM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
How 'bout man ribs? Pretty sure we all have 12 pair.

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29-03-2015, 09:10 AM (This post was last modified: 29-03-2015 09:14 AM by NoSkyDaddy.)
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
(29-03-2015 09:07 AM)Nurse Wrote:  How 'bout man ribs? Pretty sure we all have 12 pair.

You forgot about Lilith. Checkmate atheists!
Edit: Oops, I just read that again. You meant man ribs, but, I'm sure there's a convoluted reason why you're wrong. Just have Faith!Hobo

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29-03-2015, 09:16 AM (This post was last modified: 29-03-2015 09:19 AM by Nurse.)
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
(29-03-2015 09:10 AM)NoSkyDaddy Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 09:07 AM)Nurse Wrote:  How 'bout man ribs? Pretty sure we all have 12 pair.

You forgot about Lilith. Checkmate atheists!

We all know that the Bible (particularly the King James Version) is the inerrant word of Gawd (yep, still remember pledging that on Sunday mornings), and there was no mention of Lilith. Angry Maybe cause mine was a turquoise NIV?

Also, it wasn't about how high the Tower of Babel was "actually" built, it was the intent behind it that summoned the wrath of the almighty. Rolleyes

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29-03-2015, 09:46 AM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
(29-03-2015 09:16 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 09:10 AM)NoSkyDaddy Wrote:  You forgot about Lilith. Checkmate atheists!

We all know that the Bible (particularly the King James Version) is the inerrant word of Gawd (yep, still remember pledging that on Sunday mornings), and there was no mention of Lilith. Angry Maybe cause mine was a turquoise NIV?

Also, it wasn't about how high the Tower of Babel was "actually" built, it was the intent behind it that summoned the wrath of the almighty. Rolleyes

There was this guy called Al who slept in the same place as all the other Hebrews and he was a bit... ya know... atheistic... so they decided that while they were indoors they wouldn't speak to him. After a few days of this treatment he started to realise that it was in-tent-shun-Al...

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29-03-2015, 09:46 AM
RE: Things in reality that can't be true if the Bible is correct.
(29-03-2015 09:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(29-03-2015 09:16 AM)Nurse Wrote:  We all know that the Bible (particularly the King James Version) is the inerrant word of Gawd (yep, still remember pledging that on Sunday mornings), and there was no mention of Lilith. Angry Maybe cause mine was a turquoise NIV?

Also, it wasn't about how high the Tower of Babel was "actually" built, it was the intent behind it that summoned the wrath of the almighty. Rolleyes

There was this guy called Al who slept in the same place as all the other Hebrews and he was a bit... ya know... atheistic... so they decided that while they were indoors they wouldn't speak to him. After a few days of this treatment he started to realise that it was in-tent-shun-Al...

That belongs in the Groan worthy jokes thread. Tongue

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29-03-2015, 10:25 AM
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(29-03-2015 09:46 AM)morondog Wrote:  There was this guy called Al who slept in the same place as all the other Hebrews and he was a bit... ya know... atheistic... so they decided that while they were indoors they wouldn't speak to him. After a few days of this treatment he started to realise that it was in-tent-shun-Al...

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