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08-07-2015, 04:59 AM
This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(with a nod to G. Carlin)



It occurs to me that xtians everywhere insist that the King James Bible is "the word of God". -- simply because it's a written piece of work.

Well -- so is this thread. And that makes it as "REAL" and "authoritative" as the KJV bible.

And guess what?

There is NO GOD.

There is NO HEAVEN.

There is NO Hell (Although Gary Indiana comes close)

For it is written.

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(Carlin said - "I have just as much authority as the pope, just not as many people believe it")

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08-07-2015, 05:03 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
King James was gay.

Therefore his arguments are invalid.

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08-07-2015, 05:08 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 04:59 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  There is NO Hell (Although Gary Indiana comes close)

For it is written.

I see what you mean!

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Lo it is written. Gary Indiana, and the entire Indiana family, suck! Except for Jones. He rocks.

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As does this Jones.

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I humbly bow before the veritable wisdom of this page and promise to follow all the rules and guidelines therein. Except for the ones I dislike, or choose to ignore.

Gary Indiana, I pledge my soul to you and your eternal black heart.

Yeh! Bowing Bowing Bowing

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08-07-2015, 05:26 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  King James was gay.

Therefore his arguments are invalid.

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You mean ......................

The King was a QUEEN????

Shocking

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08-07-2015, 05:31 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 05:26 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(08-07-2015 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  King James was gay.

Therefore his arguments are invalid.

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You mean ......................

The King was a QUEEN????

Shocking

Aren't they all?

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08-07-2015, 05:43 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  King James was gay.

Therefore his arguments are invalid fabulous.

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08-07-2015, 05:55 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 04:59 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  (Carlin said - "I have just as much authority as the pope, just not as many people believe it")

George Carlin is a comic voice, & force I often miss.
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08-07-2015, 06:15 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
I just saw a photo of him quoting Mark twain who was quoting Boethius. Neither of whom were giving credit to the other. Smile

At no point did Boethius get the credit.

Poor old Boethius.

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08-07-2015, 06:21 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 06:15 AM)Banjo Wrote:  I just saw a photo of him quoting Mark twain who was quoting Boethius. Neither of whom were giving credit to the other. Smile

At no point did Boethius get the credit.

Poor old Boethius.

I think you mean Bath-haus. Check with DLJ.

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08-07-2015, 07:22 AM
RE: This Thread is As Authoritative As the Bible.
(08-07-2015 05:43 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(08-07-2015 05:03 AM)DLJ Wrote:  King James was gay.

Therefore his arguments are invalid fabulous.

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Good point, well made.

Hence ... the KJV is fable.

QED

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