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04-08-2013, 12:02 PM
This is a conspiracy...right?
People are fucking retarded just to fuck with me right?

Like 9/11 was government instigated, the moon landing was faked, there's a sea monster living in some Scottish lake, Jim Carrey was funny at any point in time, Bill O'Reilly isn't a comedy show, Obama is black, aliens made the pyramids, god is real, salt and vinegar crisps aren't the best flavor crisps, I am Sam isn't the saddest movie of all time and if you don't cry like a little bitch you do have a soul, it is possible to understand HoC, not all Indians have really hairy arms, bigfoot is real, the Rocky movies were good etc.. etc.. etc..

I mean I gotta ask to be sure I'm not being trolled here because I don't know how people can that stupid.
So again, are people just fucking with me or is it actually possible that people are that fucking retarded?

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04-08-2013, 12:05 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
(04-08-2013 12:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  People are fucking retarded just to fuck with me right?

Like 9/11 was government instigated, the moon landing was faked, there's a sea monster living in some Scottish lake, Jim Carrey was funny at any point in time, Bill O'Reilly isn't a comedy show, Obama is black, aliens made the pyramids, god is real, salt and vinegar crisps aren't the best flavor crisps, I am Sam isn't the saddest movie of all time and if you don't cry like a little bitch you do have a soul, it is possible to understand HoC, not all Indians have really hairy arms, bigfoot is real, the Rocky movies were good etc.. etc.. etc..

I mean I gotta ask to be sure I'm not being trolled here because I don't know how people can that stupid.
So again, are people just fucking with me or is it actually possible that people are that fucking retarded?

Since they're not just fucking with just you, I'll have to go with 'fucking retarded'.



And what the fuck 'artificial flavours' do they need in salt & vinegar crisps?
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04-08-2013, 12:07 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
Perspective, my boy.

Were you ever five years old? Then Jim Carrey was funny at some point in time.

We can't all be rational all the time. Life would have no point if this was the case.

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04-08-2013, 12:11 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
(04-08-2013 12:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  People are fucking retarded just to fuck with me right?

Like 9/11 was government instigated, the moon landing was faked, ... it is possible to understand HoC, ... etc.. etc.. etc..

Get outta here MuffinHead, you don't want no part of this shit.




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04-08-2013, 12:14 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
Under the circumstances you've provided as evidence I would say "fucking retarded" is suitable. Drinking Beverage



Everyone: lets try not to disrespect the awesomeness of salt & vinegar chips, ever again.

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04-08-2013, 12:14 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
(04-08-2013 12:05 PM)Chas Wrote:  And what the fuck 'artificial flavours' do they need in salt & vinegar crisps?
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Potato.

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04-08-2013, 01:10 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
(04-08-2013 12:14 PM)kim Wrote:  Under the circumstances you've provided as evidence I would say "fucking retarded" is suitable. Drinking Beverage



Everyone: lets try not to disrespect the awesomeness of salt & vinegar chips, ever again.


Yabut, artificially flavored?

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04-08-2013, 01:14 PM
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(04-08-2013 12:14 PM)I Am Wrote:  
(04-08-2013 12:05 PM)Chas Wrote:  And what the fuck 'artificial flavours' do they need in salt & vinegar crisps?
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Potato.

http://naldc.nal.usda.gov/download/46271/PDF

OK. I guess. But not in unflavored chips?

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04-08-2013, 01:22 PM
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(04-08-2013 01:14 PM)Chas Wrote:  OK. I guess. But not in unflavored chips?

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Touche. :-)

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04-08-2013, 01:23 PM
RE: This is a conspiracy...right?
I stopped reading a "crisps"

Something wrong with the vocabulary they use over there and I'll have none of it.

In fact, I've grown to believe that if fake news is reported in a British accent, the people of the United States of America eat it up like candy. Therefore, the Brits are in on it.
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