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13-03-2014, 06:57 PM
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Notice how this supposedly omnipotent God is seemingly too busy whenever anything tangible actually needs doing?

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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13-03-2014, 07:01 PM
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"Since the shock of the letter, the couple have set up a Facebook campaign and met with Ludlow Conservative MP Philip Dunne alongside dozens of others in the same situation."

"When we all walked in he was gobsmacked,"

I belive the correct term in this instance is godsmacked

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13-03-2014, 07:06 PM
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Yes I would definitely start attending the church and ruining every sermon. Releasing non-poisonous snakes, crickets, rats. Oh yes they would regret the decision to send me a bill.

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13-03-2014, 10:39 PM
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I'd put foul tasting spices in the eucharist and unplug a number of things. I'd love the idea of having a group of worshippers of spoof gods come in and protest the sermons as well.
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13-03-2014, 10:41 PM
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I could bring in my crystal ball and candles and start performing a seance....

Yes i have a crystal ball. I want more of them. I want to collect them. I think they're pretty.

No, I don't do seances. Tongue
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