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08-02-2016, 06:45 PM
RE: This is how I wanna die.
That would be an o.k. way to die but I would rather be ripped off the back of my horse by a large mountain lion who would then bite through my neck.
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08-02-2016, 07:06 PM
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(08-02-2016 04:37 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  This is how I wanna die.


Bus driver in India killed by a meteorite.

"As a bus driver in India, avoiding fast oncoming danger was his trade.

But there was nothing V. Kamaraj could do when, as he washed his face at an outdoor water tower during his lunch break, he became the first person in modern recorded history to be struck dead by a meteorite."

Okay. Let's set it up. I will be the one next to you taking Le Photo.

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08-02-2016, 07:22 PM
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He didn't turn into Meteor Man?

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08-02-2016, 07:24 PM
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(08-02-2016 06:45 PM)Black Eagle Wrote:  That would be an o.k. way to die but I would rather be ripped off the back of my horse by a large mountain lion who would then bite through my neck.

Sounds like you have thought about this before... Consider

Blink

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09-02-2016, 12:17 AM
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"First person in modern recorded history to be struck dead by".....ANYTHING is fucking cool.

A meteorite? You gotta be fucking kidding me. This guy is my idol. I gotta get my ass in gear and find me a job as a bus driver.

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09-02-2016, 12:38 AM
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Taking the other point of view, this guy has officially got the worst luck in the history of human kind.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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09-02-2016, 07:16 AM
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I guess to top it -- you have to be the first man in history hit by a meteorite --

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09-02-2016, 10:30 AM
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(09-02-2016 07:16 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I guess to top it -- you have to be the first man in history hit by a meteorite --

Whilst receiving a blowjob....


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Big Grin

...and end up washing someone else's face...
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09-02-2016, 11:10 AM
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(08-02-2016 07:24 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(08-02-2016 06:45 PM)Black Eagle Wrote:  That would be an o.k. way to die but I would rather be ripped off the back of my horse by a large mountain lion who would then bite through my neck.

Sounds like you have thought about this before... Consider

Blink

Indeed I have. I keep my horse at a ranch next to the Pike National Forest and we ride there almost every day. For several years, there was a large male mountain lion who would follow us for a couple miles along the trail. He was never a threat to us and, in fact, my horse seemed to like him. [Mountain lions would often cross the pasture where my horse lived and he was used to them. They never bothered the horses.] As the years passed, the lion learned that we were no threat to him and we reached the point where he would come out on the trail behind us but he would always stay about 25 yards back. I always figured when my number was up, I would like that lion to finish me off. Big Grin

I've been studying mountain lions since I was a kid in the South Dakota Black Hills. We have them in my neighborhood [I live on the side of Pikes Peak] although they are so secretive, people rarely see them. However, in the winter, after a snow, we see tracks all over the place. I often have lion tracks on the roof of my house. Mountain lions are among the most curious of cats and they often follow hikers just out of curiosity and the hikers never realize it. If they do happen to catch a glimpse of the lion, the hiker often thinks he is being stalked because the lion tends to stay partially hidden in the bushes. The fact is, the hiker is not being stalked at all. People are not usually on a mountain lion's diet. Lions much prefer mule deer, dogs, wild turkeys, elk, antelope, etc.
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09-02-2016, 11:13 AM
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Guess it had to happen eventually.

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