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27-05-2016, 09:10 AM
RE: This is some fucked up repugnant shit!
That's the modern israeli shekel (currency). Originally it was a measure of weight, roughly 11 grams, and was meant for silver. 50 shekels = 550g of silver, by current price (524.38$/kg) is 288.41 USD. Since buying a virgin wife from Southeast Asia costs in the 3000-5000$ USD range, bronze age jews seemingly didn't know their business so well.
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27-05-2016, 09:11 AM
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(27-05-2016 03:27 AM)Deesse23 Wrote:  ..to quote one of my favourite movies.

Dad admits to taking pregnant 14-year-old daughter to Missouri to marry her 24-year-old rapist

Shocking Gasp No Censored

Well we were apparently founded on biblical principles.

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
- Paul Dirac
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27-05-2016, 09:12 AM
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(27-05-2016 03:34 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  So, tell me again how feminism is no longer needed in the United States... Dodgy
Are you implying that this was legal? Consider

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27-05-2016, 09:42 AM
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(27-05-2016 09:12 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(27-05-2016 03:34 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  So, tell me again how feminism is no longer needed in the United States... Dodgy
Are you implying that this was legal? Consider

I think he's implying that we need snake oil to cure cancer.

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27-05-2016, 11:25 AM
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(27-05-2016 09:12 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(27-05-2016 03:34 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  So, tell me again how feminism is no longer needed in the United States... Dodgy
Are you implying that this was legal? Consider

Oh for fuck's sake... Facepalm

It being illegal or not, what the father not just allowed, but what he also admittedly condoned, enabled, and was an accessory to? That asshole wouldn't know his daughter's 'best interest' if it strapped on a 12" dildo and fucked him bareback without lube. Dodgy

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27-05-2016, 11:32 AM
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(27-05-2016 06:53 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(27-05-2016 06:39 AM)SYZ Wrote:  Fifty shekels = US$12.99. Sadcryface

Thanks!

So minimum wage in most of the US is $7.50. Take off roughly 30% for taxes and shit and that leaves you about $5.75-ish. We'll call it $6 take home pay.

That means you could work a bit less than 3 hours at a minimum wage job and then go buy a virgin.

Talk about biblical values.

Or for a little over two hours work, make enough to pay someone to betray his best friend that he believes to be the Son of God, but his greed still wins over belief in the messiah. *coughs in Judas's direction*

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27-05-2016, 12:02 PM
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(27-05-2016 11:32 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Or for a little over two hours work, make enough to pay someone to betray his best friend that he believes to be the Son of God, but his greed still wins over belief in the messiah. *coughs in Judas's direction*

Jesus supposedly taught that the end times were approaching and that the apostles would rule under him in the new kingdom of god.

Then when they got to Jerusalem, jesus pisses off the priesthood, pretty much sealing his doom and potentially dooming his followers. He follows this up with the last supper speech where he recants the impending kingdom of god and drops the cannibalistic flesh & blood speech.

I kind of think that just maybe, Judas might have been a tiny bit disillusioned...

Assuming of course that any of them actually existed and any of these events actually happened.

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27-05-2016, 07:07 PM
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(27-05-2016 06:39 AM)SYZ Wrote:  
(27-05-2016 05:12 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  BTW, what is fifty shekels in todays currency?

Fifty shekels = US$12.99. Sadcryface

don't forget 2000+ years of inflationBig Grin
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