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09-03-2016, 10:03 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
(09-03-2016 10:01 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(09-03-2016 09:54 PM)DLJ Wrote:  Hitchens:
"The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics." – the New Yorker, 2006

He's not wrong about picnics and lobster.

Champagne leads to anal sex.

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Champagne, huh ? I was under the impression that lots of lube led to anal sex. Yes

KY is a slippery slope arguement......................................

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At least it's slippery..................

There's not much to argue about........................

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09-03-2016, 10:06 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
(09-03-2016 10:03 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(09-03-2016 10:01 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  Champagne, huh ? I was under the impression that lots of lube led to anal sex. Yes

KY is a slippery slope arguement......................................

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At least it's slippery..................

There's not much to argue about........................

Big Grin

You'll get no argument from me, not when it comes to sex anyway. Big Grin

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09-03-2016, 10:08 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
Quote:You got 542 points.

Not bad at my age..... sort of reminds me of:

Quote:An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods.

Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golf ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured over the little guy, reviving him.

"Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked. "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?"

"Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answers in relief. "I don't want anything. I'm just glad you're okay, and I apologize. I really didn't mean to hit you." And the golfer walks off.

"What a nice guy," the Leprechaun says to himself. "But it was fair and square that he got me, and I have to do something for him. I know! I'll give him the three things I would want - a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life."

A year goes by (as it does in stories like this) and the American golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods, and when he goes looking for the ball, the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

"'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the little guy says. "I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"

"My game is fantastic!" the golfer answers. "In fact, that's the first bad ball I've hit in a year! I'm an internationally famous golfer now."

He adds, "By the way, it's good to see you're all right."

"Oh, I'm fine now, thankee. I did that fer yer golf game, ya know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?"

"Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer states. "I win fortunes in golf. And if I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!"

"I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex life?"

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, "It's OK."

"C'mon, c'mon now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a day?"

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, "Once, sometimes twice a week."

"What?!?!" responds the Leprechaun in shock. "That's all? Only once or twice a week?!"

"Well," says the golfer, "I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."

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09-03-2016, 10:09 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
"You got 35 points. You must have small hands. You're headed to sex hell."

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09-03-2016, 10:28 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
You got 812 points.

Wow, you kick ass! Why are you doing this test when you could be having more sex? You are a sexgod or a sex goddess!



Yeah, well. What else is new.

Kiss

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Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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09-03-2016, 10:30 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
(09-03-2016 10:28 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You got 812 points.

Wow, you kick ass! Why are you doing this test when you could be having more sex? You are a sexgod or a sex goddess!



Yeah, well. What else is new.

Kiss

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09-03-2016, 10:33 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
(09-03-2016 10:30 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(09-03-2016 10:28 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  You got 812 points.

Wow, you kick ass! Why are you doing this test when you could be having more sex? You are a sexgod or a sex goddess!



Yeah, well. What else is new.

Kiss

I'm not gonna ask a bout the animals Tongue

I was just now petting my pussy cat. Yes

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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09-03-2016, 10:43 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
(09-03-2016 10:33 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ...
I was just now petting my pussy cat. Yes

You know where that's going.

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09-03-2016, 10:51 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
Christ, I practically answered yes to every question and only got 721 points. So I have to fuck Bambi to score in the 800s? WTF?

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09-03-2016, 11:08 PM
RE: This is the "I'm tired of Politics" Sex Quiz
(09-03-2016 10:51 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  Christ, I practically answered yes to every question and only got 721 points. So I have to fuck Bambi to score in the 800s? WTF?

Geez, I never fucked any Bambi.....a chicken, maybe.... but never a doe eyed Bambi.Angel

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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