This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
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09-03-2012, 08:58 AM
This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
Yes, we're no Australia, but still...

It should be illegal for mosquitoes to be this big.


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09-03-2012, 09:04 AM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
That's not a big mosquito you whiner.

Anyways I thought for sure after I read the thread title you were going to talk about people from Louisiana. That would be where I'd draw the line. I'd spend about five minutes there and be all like... nope I'm moving.

Plus I hear they have Calvanists.... Yuck.

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09-03-2012, 09:12 AM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
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09-03-2012, 09:49 AM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
(09-03-2012 09:12 AM)germanyt Wrote:  [Image: Giant+mosquito.jpg]

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09-03-2012, 09:18 PM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
That nothing!
We have these evil creatures lurking about!
The Kiwi is a blood sucking monster, sneaky and deadly it will gain ingress to your house, often through a cat door, or as it is referred to over here a “suicide door” and leap onto you while you’re asleep and drive its “beak” into your jugular.
Death is inescapable, the Kiwi releases a neurotoxin that will paralyse you and will often get everybody in the house in a single night!

Swift and lethal, can hunt in packs but is more likely to be a solitary animal.
Quick to learn, the Kiwi will now go into the middle of suburbia and empty a house out where it will base itself and slowly work through the surrounding neighbourhood.

Impervious to fire and poison, with excellent night vision and an unquenchable thirst, hard to find and even harder to kill.


Some of the above may not be 100% accurate, so few survivors…


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09-03-2012, 09:49 PM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
(09-03-2012 09:18 PM)Karl Wrote:  That nothing!
We have these evil creatures lurking about!
The Kiwi is a blood sucking monster, sneaky and deadly it will gain ingress to your house, often through a cat door, or as it is referred to over here a “suicide door” and leap onto you while you’re asleep and drive its “beak” into your jugular.
Death is inescapable, the Kiwi releases a neurotoxin that will paralyse you and will often get everybody in the house in a single night!

Swift and lethal, can hunt in packs but is more likely to be a solitary animal.
Quick to learn, the Kiwi will now go into the middle of suburbia and empty a house out where it will base itself and slowly work through the surrounding neighbourhood.

Impervious to fire and poison, with excellent night vision and an unquenchable thirst, hard to find and even harder to kill.


Some of the above may not be 100% accurate, so few survivors…

You, tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared!




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09-03-2012, 10:03 PM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
If we don't do something to stop the repeal of this Act, we could end up with the good people of Louisiana thinking that that mosquito evolved!!!

http://www.repealcreationism.com/678/75-...ation-act/

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09-03-2012, 10:46 PM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
I have to ask... where is your siggy from, kingschosen? I Lol'd at it a good bit.
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09-03-2012, 10:51 PM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
(09-03-2012 10:46 PM)Logisch Wrote:  I have to ask... where is your siggy from, kingschosen? I Lol'd at it a good bit.

I really like the version with a light sabre

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10-03-2012, 12:56 AM
RE: This is what we deal with in Louisiana.
(09-03-2012 10:51 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(09-03-2012 10:46 PM)Logisch Wrote:  I have to ask... where is your siggy from, kingschosen? I Lol'd at it a good bit.

I really like the version with a light sabre

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