This poem was written for Vosur
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05-01-2014, 11:55 AM
This poem was written for Vosur
Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.

Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.

-Jerrold H Zar, 1992

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05-01-2014, 12:02 PM
RE: This poem was written for Vosur
I'm not even gonna bother. Dodgy

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05-01-2014, 12:54 PM
RE: This poem was written for Vosur
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I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plainly marks for my review,
Mistakes I cannot see.

I strike the keys and type a word
And wait for it to say
Whether I am right or wrong
It tells me straight away.

I ran this poem through it,
You're sure real glad to know.
It's very polished in its way,
My checker told me so.

A checker is a blessed thing,
It frees you loads of time.
It helps me write all styles of writing,
And aids me when I rhyme.

Each phrase comes posed up on my screen
I trust to be a jewel.
The checker pours over every word
To check some spelling rule.

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05-01-2014, 01:45 PM
RE: This poem was written for Vosur
(05-01-2014 11:55 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Eye have a spelling chequer,
It came with my Pea Sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss Steaks I can knot sea.

Eye strike the quays and type a whirred
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am write oar wrong
It tells me straight a weigh.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your shore real glad two no.
Its vary polished in its weigh.
My chequer tolled me sew.

A chequer is a bless thing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right all stiles of righting,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The chequer pours o'er every word
Two cheque sum spelling rule.

-Jerrold H Zar, 1992


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05-01-2014, 02:12 PM
RE: This poem was written for Vosur
(05-01-2014 12:54 PM)Vosur Wrote:  [Image: vw9YRJK.gif]

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plainly marks for my review,
Mistakes I cannot see.

I strike the keys and type a word
And wait for it to say
Whether I am right or wrong
It tells me straight away.

I ran this poem through it,
You're sure real glad to know.
It's very polished in its way,
My checker told me so.

A checker is a blessed thing,
It frees you loads of time.
It helps me write all styles of writing,
And aids me when I rhyme.

Each phrase comes posed up on my screen
I trust to be a jewel.
The checker pours over every word
To check some spelling rule.

Less than an hour to crack.

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05-01-2014, 02:16 PM
RE: This poem was written for Vosur
(05-01-2014 12:54 PM)Vosur Wrote:  Each phrase comes posed up on my screen
I trust to be a jewel.
The checker pours over every word
To check some spelling rule.


Ooooo, I think you made a mistake.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "composed" not "comes posed." Smartass

....I think. Unsure

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05-01-2014, 02:25 PM
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(05-01-2014 02:16 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Ooooo, I think you made a mistake.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "composed" not "comes posed." Smartass

....I think. Unsure
Maybe. Consider

Both make sense grammatically speaking, but I'm inclined to agree with you that "composed" fits better.

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05-01-2014, 04:48 PM
RE: This poem was written for Vosur
(05-01-2014 02:25 PM)Vosur Wrote:  
(05-01-2014 02:16 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Ooooo, I think you made a mistake.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "composed" not "comes posed." Smartass

....I think. Unsure
Maybe. Consider

Both make sense grammatically speaking, but I'm inclined to agree with you that "composed" fits better.

Yabut, I'm pretty sure the poem was rhetorical. Drinking Beverage

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