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16-06-2011, 09:59 PM
RE: Thor got me in trouble
(16-06-2011 08:32 PM)trillium13 Wrote:  
(16-06-2011 04:44 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(16-06-2011 04:19 PM)BnW Wrote:  You need to re-check your syllabus. Next week's lesson is to learn how to answer the question "do these pants make me look fat?".

You must be thinking of the advanced course. 101 doesn't address complex situations like answering direct questions.

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16-06-2011, 10:01 PM
RE: Thor got me in trouble
I have women pretty much figured out, the one that confuses me is me =p

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16-06-2011, 10:24 PM (This post was last modified: 16-06-2011 10:27 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Thor got me in trouble
(16-06-2011 10:01 PM)Lilith Pride Wrote:  I have women pretty much figured out, the one that confuses me is me =p

I've just been working on figuring out one woman for the last 30 years. Think I got it now. I got no big problem with having to sit down when I pee.

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18-06-2011, 03:09 AM
RE: Thor got me in trouble
Why do you need to sit when you pee, why can't she stand while she pees? Smile BTW, that issue is very common and you can work it out without siting on the toilet if you clean the WC instead of your wife, than she wouldn't have any arguments. Lift the seat, put the seat back down and clean it from time to time, problem solved, manhood preserved. Smile

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18-06-2011, 03:30 AM
RE: Thor got me in trouble
If a situation like that occured here I think I'd supply the prayer with a sincere thank you to the farmers who grew the food, to the people who transported it to the shops, to the one that went shopping and payed for the food, to the people who'll take care of the garbage and an apology to the earth that we abuse with the enormous amount of waste we produce.

Anyway, with family and loved ones, honesty and compromising must be the right thing. Sit and pee or wash the toilet. It doesn't have to be that complicated.

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18-06-2011, 12:47 PM (This post was last modified: 18-06-2011 12:54 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Thor got me in trouble
(18-06-2011 03:09 AM)Filox Wrote:  BTW, that issue is very common and you can work it out without siting on the toilet if you clean the WC instead of your wife, than she wouldn't have any arguments. Lift the seat, put the seat back down and clean it from time to time, problem solved, manhood preserved. Smile

(18-06-2011 03:30 AM)Cubic Bubbles Wrote:  Sit and pee or wash the toilet. It doesn't have to be that complicated.

Yeah, I have to do both. Even though I clean the bathroom, I still must sit when I pee. Think it's some sort of control issue or something else I really couldn't give a shit about. ... And I use Androgel to reinforce my manhood as necessary. Smile

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18-06-2011, 07:34 PM
RE: Thor got me in trouble
(18-06-2011 12:47 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yeah, I have to do both. Even though I clean the bathroom, I still must sit when I pee.

You have to sit when you pee? Huh

This reminds me. Not to totally derail this thread (too late probably) but I frequent another forum where there was a thread several pages long about whether people sit or stand up to wipe. It was one of the funniest things I have ever read. People are crazy, lol!

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19-06-2011, 12:59 PM
RE: Thor got me in trouble
(18-06-2011 07:34 PM)trillium13 Wrote:  
(18-06-2011 12:47 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Yeah, I have to do both. Even though I clean the bathroom, I still must sit when I pee.

You have to sit when you pee? Huh

rofl. Only when the wife's watching to ensure compliance. Wink

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19-06-2011, 10:27 PM
 
RE: Thor got me in trouble
That was rather funny to say the least.
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20-06-2011, 09:40 AM
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It does sound funny, but I've heard about sitting many times from normal, older man, so it appears to be normal thing if you are married. That is one of the reasons I would want to install the pissoir oin my bathroom, or whatever that beautiful thing in public toilets is called and spelled.

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