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06-04-2014, 09:14 PM
Those damn short Ambiguous headlines...
I hate those damn short ambiguous newspaper headlines,but here are a few that are rather funny. Share if you know more


Kids make nutritious snacks

iraqi head seeks arms

prostitutes apeal to pope

miners refuse to work after death

include your children when baking cookies

grandmother of eight makes hole in one

milk drinkers are turning to powder

stolen painings found by tree

lung cancer in women mushrooms

complaints about nba reverees growing ugly

panda mating fails; vet takes over

killer sentenced to die second time in 10 years

man eating piranha mistakenly sold as pet fish

astronaut takes blame for gas in spacecraft

hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors

lawmen from mexico barbeque guests

two soviet ships colide;one dies

enraged cow injures farmer with axe

lack of brains hinders research

red tape holds up new bridge

police squad helps dog bite victim

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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06-04-2014, 09:25 PM
RE: Those damn short Ambiguous headlines...
haha, I always wonder how intentional they are.

I find it funny when a headline is too close to an unrelated photo of someone else in the newspaper.

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not funny for this guy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWT9qAOIUAAR29o.jpg

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06-04-2014, 09:26 PM
RE: Those damn short Ambiguous headlines...
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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

~ Umberto Eco
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06-04-2014, 09:30 PM
RE: Those damn short Ambiguous headlines...
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yes,no idea what to make of this one

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I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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06-04-2014, 09:39 PM
RE: Those damn short Ambiguous headlines...
Its been 5 minutes, and im still in tears over "Rim jobs"

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06-04-2014, 09:42 PM
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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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06-04-2014, 09:46 PM
RE: Those damn short Ambiguous headlines...
(06-04-2014 09:42 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  [Image: literacy1.jpg]
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I have a cop friend and he told me a joke they use on people when they pull them over for speeding:

Offender: Why pull me over everyone else was speeding !
Cop: have you ever been fishing ?
Offender: Yes
Cop: Did you catch all the fish ?

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