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02-01-2016, 01:48 PM
RE: Threatening an atheist with hell is like ...
Threatening an atheist with Hell is like threatening to send them to Monopoly jail as penance for not being willing to play.

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02-01-2016, 02:02 PM
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Threatening an atheist with hell is like a child telling an adult they're going to get coal from Santa Claus.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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02-01-2016, 02:07 PM
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02-01-2016, 02:10 PM
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threatening to cut off TurkeyBurner's nipples. ... or GirlyMan's testicles.

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02-01-2016, 02:58 PM
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(02-01-2016 02:02 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Threatening an atheist with hell is like a child telling an adult they're going to get coal from Santa Claus.

I call plagiarism!
See post #4 of this thread Mr. Can_of_reheated Beans Dodgy

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02-01-2016, 03:11 PM
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...Spitting into the ocean.

...Nailing Jell-o to a tree.

...Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

...explain evolution to a creationist.

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02-01-2016, 04:18 PM
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(02-01-2016 02:58 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(02-01-2016 02:02 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Threatening an atheist with hell is like a child telling an adult they're going to get coal from Santa Claus.

I call plagiarism!
See post #4 of this thread Mr. Can_of_reheated Beans Dodgy

Yabut I added the part about a child talking to an adult because it's always fun to condescend to the faithful. Tongue

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02-01-2016, 05:35 PM
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Sorry to hear about your friend. He might just as soon threaten you with the wrath of Greyskull.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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02-01-2016, 05:56 PM
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(02-01-2016 05:35 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Sorry to hear about your friend. He might just as soon threaten you with the wrath of Greyskull.

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02-01-2016, 05:56 PM
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I'm sorry the guy dumped your friendship. That kinda sucks. I doubt you used him as a punching bag. Really? What does that mean?? I can't imagine you being impolite. Others (like say earmuffs, I could)

When I told my grandma that I was questioning my belief...not heavily mind you....at the time I was more spiritual than agnostic. Anyway she thought I joined a cult. Facepalm

Unless rational thought is a cult. Consider


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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