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12-07-2016, 10:42 AM
Three Items
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12-07-2016, 10:44 AM
RE: Three Items
A ski mask

A shotgun

A case of shells.....

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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12-07-2016, 10:45 AM
RE: Three Items
alternate ---


A twelve pack of beer

the biggest zucchini in the store

A tube of KY

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12-07-2016, 10:49 AM (This post was last modified: 12-07-2016 10:55 AM by Slowminded.)
RE: Three Items
Duct tape

Rope

Shovel

For added impact , ask her when she gets off.

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12-07-2016, 10:53 AM
RE: Three Items
A bath tub.

Quicklime.

An axe.

Angel

(OLB's answer in less than 2 minutes ... slightly troubling)

Dodgy

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12-07-2016, 10:54 AM
RE: Three Items
(12-07-2016 10:45 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  alternate ---


A twelve pack of beer

the biggest zucchini in the store

A tube of KY

I think I can raise an eyebrow by replacing the beer with a pregnancy test.
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12-07-2016, 11:02 AM
RE: Three Items
Diapers

Lube

Zootopia on Blu Ray

"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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12-07-2016, 11:04 AM
RE: Three Items
Inflatable Darth Vader

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This leopard print lingerie thing Laugh out load

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And...

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12-07-2016, 11:10 AM
RE: Three Items
Lighter Fluid

Sleeping Pills

A sympathy card

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Freedom offers opportunity. Opportunity confers responsibility. Responsibility to use the freedom we enjoy wisely, honestly and humanely. ~ Noam Chomsky
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12-07-2016, 11:26 AM
RE: Three Items
Peanut butter,
Jelly,
and a baseball bat
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