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12-07-2016, 03:08 PM
RE: Three Items
My ex-GF and I used to play this game. We'd deliberately target the oldest and most conservative-looking lady we could find.

My favorite purchase combination:

* big bottle of sunflower seed oil
* a giant pink feather
* swimming goggles

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12-07-2016, 03:27 PM
RE: Three Items
Any three items will do, if you then add a random amount of cash (as in, "hold on, I have the 8 cents") to what's tendered after the cashier has entered the purchase. Nothing freaks out a cashier more than having to make change the way we used to back in the good ole days.

But here are three items: mayonnaise, Red Bull, Solo cups.
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12-07-2016, 03:34 PM
RE: Three Items
(12-07-2016 11:26 AM)pablo Wrote:  Peanut butter,
Jelly,
and a baseball bat
While wearing this...

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To be fair, you could just be going to see Ray Comfort.

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12-07-2016, 03:43 PM
RE: Three Items
Drain cleaner, lighter fluid and and Mentos

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12-07-2016, 03:48 PM
RE: Three Items
(12-07-2016 03:06 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(12-07-2016 02:53 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Whip

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Dog collar

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Black Garter Belt

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What Wal-Mart is this from?

Duct tape
Lube
I set of girls panties

I know really, dances. At least the ugly lingerie I posted is from a real Walmart Laugh out load Your lingerie looks too nice and sexy for Walmart. Tongue But that said, I'm sure you could find the dog collar in the pet supply section and the whip in with the Halloween costumes. Not that I've thought about that before for purchases, just sayin' Tongue

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12-07-2016, 03:50 PM
RE: Three Items
Nori, a strainer and a dozen pet fish.

Sadly, Walmart doesn't seem to carry other pets but I suppose that would make it too easy.

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12-07-2016, 04:04 PM
RE: Three Items
a half gallon of milk

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that's expired ShockingOhmyGaspDroolingHobo

and two other random items. There's nothing noteworthy about them, though.

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12-07-2016, 05:15 PM
RE: Three Items
(12-07-2016 03:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "What do you purchase to freak the cashiers out the most."

Condoms. Drinking Beverage

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As someone who used to sell condoms (and porn mags for that matter), I can say that it's really not that big of a deal. The customers get embarrassed if anything but that's about it.
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12-07-2016, 05:22 PM
RE: Three Items
Actually saw this...not at a Walmart but at a convenience store on an Army base. My friend and I had a pretty good laugh about it.

Ex-Lax
A six pack of beer
A box of large trash bags

I whispered to my friend that I was glad I wasn't invited to that party.

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12-07-2016, 05:25 PM
RE: Three Items
(12-07-2016 05:15 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(12-07-2016 03:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  "What do you purchase to freak the cashiers out the most."

Condoms. Drinking Beverage

[Image: Vomit%20bag_1.jpg]

As someone who used to sell condoms (and porn mags for that matter), I can say that it's really not that big of a deal. The customers get embarrassed if anything but that's about it.

True, but if he bought three boxes of glow in the dark extra large condoms and did his Viking dance (the one he posted on here) that would be freak out worthy Laugh out load

For the record, Girly, I loved your Viking Dance Tongue

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