Time For A Make-Over
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23-06-2014, 06:31 AM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(23-06-2014 01:46 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(22-06-2014 11:50 PM)Lightvader Wrote:  Soooo, basically, you will change the post about the rules so it contains more information for newbies?
Did you have to make such a long post just to say that?
Also, we want a TTA bot that greets new people with seals before paleo brings geckos.

That, sir, is an exceptionally good question. I'm so glad you asked.

To give you a complete answer, I can offer you an overpriced 3-day training course (with exam) on managing cultural change?

We will learn about:
- forming a guiding coalition
- resistance to change
- selecting between different communication techniques
- raising a sense of urgency.

Smartass

If you would like to attend, we will do a role-play exercise where change is announced abruptly and without consultation.

If you like, you can choose the topic of the role play:
a) being dumped by your boyfriend/girlfriend via text message
b) a seemingly arbitrary change in tax laws coming into immediate effect with no opportunity for budget planning
c) GMail/Outlook/Yahoo/etc. changing GUI design (for our own good) without warning.

Or to put it another way...
I hereby sanction you to organise the authorisation, design, build, test, approval to implement, roll-out and then on-going maintenance and technical support of and for "a TTA bot that greets new people with seals before paleo brings geckos."

Bear in mind that some will want geckos... some will want ponies, some will want rainbow unicorns, some will want hobbits and others will be horrified at the thought of any change at all.

Good luck.

Tongue

with much love,
The Forum Team

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Dont you DARE start handing out Hobbit slaves to new people!

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23-06-2014, 06:43 AM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(22-06-2014 09:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  We've been using guidance from ISO15504 and COBIT5.
COBIT5 has a 7-enabler structure:
[Image: cobit_enablers1.jpg]

You're having a total geek-out doing this, aren't you?

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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23-06-2014, 06:54 AM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(23-06-2014 06:31 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  Dont you DARE start handing out Hobbit slaves to new people!

I will be angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

What about hobit servants? Smartass

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23-06-2014, 06:59 AM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(23-06-2014 06:31 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  ...
I will be angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

A Hobbit-Hulk?!?

... that's just sooooo cute. Awwwww Big Grin

(23-06-2014 06:43 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  ...
You're having a total geek-out doing this, aren't you?

Blush

You know me too well.

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23-06-2014, 08:23 AM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(23-06-2014 06:59 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(23-06-2014 06:31 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  ...
I will be angry! You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

A Hobbit-Hulk?!?

... that's just sooooo cute. Awwwww Big Grin

(23-06-2014 06:43 AM)Hafnof Wrote:  ...
You're having a total geek-out doing this, aren't you?

Blush

You know me too well.

You think its cute! Till I bust your toes. HOBBIT SMASH!
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23-06-2014, 08:53 AM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(23-06-2014 08:23 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  ...
You think its cute! Till I bust your toes. HOBBIT SMASH!

Nah! That's still cute. Big Grin

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23-06-2014, 02:57 PM
RE: Time For A Make-Over
(23-06-2014 08:53 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(23-06-2014 08:23 AM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  ...
You think its cute! Till I bust your toes. HOBBIT SMASH!

Nah! That's still cute. Big Grin

Watch it, mate.

That one's powered by female hormones. 'tis truly a dangerous being.

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