Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
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13-11-2017, 11:37 PM
Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/...aeologists

Wine making is much older than they thought.

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14-11-2017, 06:48 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
Is this going to turn into another sex scandal?
Did Adam get Eve drunk and take advantage?

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14-11-2017, 08:44 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
(14-11-2017 06:48 AM)BikerDude Wrote:  Is this going to turn into another sex scandal?
Did Adam get Eve drunk and take advantage?

It's stated that Adam is the father of Seth, and Seth is the father of Enos... but we don't know who Enos' mother is... Consider
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15-11-2017, 06:07 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
(14-11-2017 06:48 AM)BikerDude Wrote:  Is this going to turn into another sex scandal?
Did Adam get Eve drunk and take advantage?

Technically, before Eve there was Lilith and Adam did tried to rape her after an argument about sex that devolved into a fight. Adam did failed and the dispute was interrupted by God. Before you think God did something right, let me reassured you. He blamed Lilith, exiled her and created Eve as the perfect doormat to be certain such a problem wouldn't happen again.

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15-11-2017, 07:40 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
Goes back even father. These little boozers are like the grandfather of mammal species and drink light beer all the time except when they're sleeping it off - pen-tailed shrew. Weed and booze been with us from the gitgo. Smile

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15-11-2017, 09:34 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
Apparently it is from Adam that Eve was created. Therefore, Eve is Adam's offspring.

Did Adam fuck his own daughter?

OMG!

Adam got his own daughter Eve drunk and then fucked her!

And God made that happen?

God is an incestuous bastard!

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15-11-2017, 09:37 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
Makes sense. Fig (leaves) go great with wine Wink

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15-11-2017, 09:44 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
(15-11-2017 09:34 AM)Free Wrote:  Apparently it is from Adam that Eve was created. Therefore, Eve is Adam's offspring.

Did Adam fuck his own daughter?

OMG!
Technically, if she was made from his spare rib, isn't she his clone? He fucked himself?

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15-11-2017, 09:57 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
(15-11-2017 09:44 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(15-11-2017 09:34 AM)Free Wrote:  Apparently it is from Adam that Eve was created. Therefore, Eve is Adam's offspring.

Did Adam fuck his own daughter?

OMG!
Technically, if she was made from his spare rib, isn't she his clone? He fucked himself?

Your post made me think of this Wink I have issues lol

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15-11-2017, 10:04 AM
RE: Too bad creatards, Adam and Eve were lushes.
(15-11-2017 09:34 AM)Free Wrote:  Apparently it is from Adam that Eve was created. Therefore, Eve is Adam's offspring.

Did Adam fuck his own daughter?

OMG!

Adam got his own daughter Eve drunk and then fucked her!

And God made that happen?

God is an incestuous bastard!

Drinking Beverage

I think the rib thing was in only one of the two versions in Genesis ... I could be wrong. I still want to know if Adam and Eve had belly buttons. Angel

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