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01-07-2014, 07:36 PM
Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few thousand years old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Here is a butthurt response to this...

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01-07-2014, 07:57 PM
RE: Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
You're a christian if you identify as christian and hold to biblical tenants.

Some of these may be true for many people who identify as christian, but your list does not equal christian, it equals a caricature of a christian.
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02-07-2014, 12:52 AM
RE: Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
(01-07-2014 07:57 PM)Michael_Tadlock Wrote:  ...
it equals a caricature of a christian.

Which is why it's funny Thumbsup

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02-07-2014, 01:15 AM
RE: Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
Lol, Christians are such retards.

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02-07-2014, 01:21 AM
RE: Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
(02-07-2014 12:52 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(01-07-2014 07:57 PM)Michael_Tadlock Wrote:  ...
it equals a caricature of a christian.

Which is why it's funny Thumbsup

Your right. This is the not so serious part of the forum. Carry on Thumbsup .
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02-07-2014, 04:35 AM
RE: Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
(02-07-2014 01:21 AM)Michael_Tadlock Wrote:  
(02-07-2014 12:52 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Which is why it's funny Thumbsup

Your right. This is the not so serious part of the forum. Carry on Thumbsup .

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03-07-2014, 10:22 AM
RE: Top 10 Signs You're A Christian
(01-07-2014 07:57 PM)Michael_Tadlock Wrote:  You're a christian if you identify as christian and hold to biblical tenants.

Some of these may be true for many people who identify as christian, but your list does not equal christian, it equals a caricature of a christian.

Who are these biblical "tenants"? People who live in the Bible? Or did you intend to say "tenets"?
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03-07-2014, 10:47 AM (This post was last modified: 03-07-2014 11:38 AM by GirlyMan.)
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