Top 10 things more likely than me going to Heaven
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16-01-2013, 07:49 AM
Top 10 things more likely than me going to Heaven
10. Going to Hell
9. Winning the Lottery
8. Surviving a Nuclear Blast
7. Get a Booty Call from Jessica Alba
6. Take Over the World
5. Meet an Alien
4. Gain Neo-like Powers After Discovering the Matrix is Real
3. Go to Multiple Dream Levels
2. Lose My Mind

and the number 1 thing that is more likely to happen to me than going to Heaven...

I'm More Likely to End Religion...

Obama promised you change. Reach in your pocket, feel those coins? There's your change...
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