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02-02-2012, 02:55 AM
Tortured, Raped, left 4 dead.
I cannot say, five; for I was not certain. I can say that I love my Gwynnies; that is the crime I commit, the debt that must be paid. Capital crime? Life without parole?

Six, was the official number. I did not realize that I was the victim of home invasion until the sixth hit from the tazer put me on my ass - that just won't do. Golf, anyone?

What the witness said. When ellen grabbed the six iron, order was restored and the would be thief paid for my laptop by scurrying like a little bitch.

Counts as torture, tazing a human like so; rape in the violation of the identity - left for dead as my good Christian neighbors called the police in order to maintain the peace and the servants of the law were denied authority by justicar ellen.

Fuck Phoenix. Johnny Cantor from Worcester; try to put me there, best bring the mayor with the fucking keys to the city. Talk about killing creationists, that makes me less than human, talking tough, that makes me something I am not? All the fuck I knew, the Gwynnies was Not Smiling, that was what could not be borne. You peeps can worry about free will. I'll try to classify just what kind of star I hitched my wagon to; it should be a decent story.

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02-02-2012, 04:12 AM
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Sad you ok?

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02-02-2012, 04:58 AM
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Dude.....The hell happened?

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02-02-2012, 11:07 AM
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What happened?

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04-02-2012, 04:33 AM
RE: Tortured, Raped, left 4 dead.
I think you drank too much alcoholic beverages,comrade.

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05-02-2012, 12:06 PM (This post was last modified: 05-02-2012 12:11 PM by Azaraith.)
RE: Tortured, Raped, left 4 dead.
Lets see if my HoC translator is working..

(02-02-2012 02:55 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I cannot say, five; for I was not certain. I can say that I love my Gwynnies; that is the crime I commit, the debt that must be paid. Capital crime? Life without parole?

Six, was the official number. I did not realize that I was the victim of home invasion until the sixth hit from the tazer put me on my ass - that just won't do. Golf, anyone?

Someone broke into your home or otherwise illegally entered and you went after them with a six iron (referenced below and by "golf anyone?"). The police (I'm assuming) tazered you repeatedly trying to stop you from continuing to go after the perp.

What the witness said. When ellen grabbed the six iron, order was restored and the would be thief paid for my laptop by scurrying like a little bitch.

Said home invader had stolen your laptop and ran after you confronted him with a six iron, according to witnesses.

Counts as torture, tazing a human like so; rape in the violation of the identity - left for dead as my good Christian neighbors called the police in order to maintain the peace and the servants of the law were denied authority by justicar ellen.

The neighbors were the ones to call the police, but they didn't help you when you were getting tazed.

Fuck Phoenix. Johnny Cantor from Worcester; try to put me there, best bring the mayor with the fucking keys to the city. Talk about killing creationists, that makes me less than human, talking tough, that makes me something I am not? All the fuck I knew, the Gwynnies was Not Smiling, that was what could not be borne. You peeps can worry about free will. I'll try to classify just what kind of star I hitched my wagon to; it should be a decent story.

You live in Phoenix and are mad at the city. They need to apologize for tazing you and in a big way (keys to the city).

Am I close? Big Grin Hope you're alright dude.

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05-02-2012, 01:07 PM
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(05-02-2012 12:06 PM)Azaraith Wrote:  Lets see if my HoC translator is working..

(02-02-2012 02:55 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I cannot say, five; for I was not certain. I can say that I love my Gwynnies; that is the crime I commit, the debt that must be paid. Capital crime? Life without parole?

Six, was the official number. I did not realize that I was the victim of home invasion until the sixth hit from the tazer put me on my ass - that just won't do. Golf, anyone?

Someone broke into your home or otherwise illegally entered and you went after them with a six iron (referenced below and by "golf anyone?"). The police (I'm assuming) tazered you repeatedly trying to stop you from continuing to go after the perp.

What the witness said. When ellen grabbed the six iron, order was restored and the would be thief paid for my laptop by scurrying like a little bitch.

Said home invader had stolen your laptop and ran after you confronted him with a six iron, according to witnesses.

Counts as torture, tazing a human like so; rape in the violation of the identity - left for dead as my good Christian neighbors called the police in order to maintain the peace and the servants of the law were denied authority by justicar ellen.

The neighbors were the ones to call the police, but they didn't help you when you were getting tazed.

Fuck Phoenix. Johnny Cantor from Worcester; try to put me there, best bring the mayor with the fucking keys to the city. Talk about killing creationists, that makes me less than human, talking tough, that makes me something I am not? All the fuck I knew, the Gwynnies was Not Smiling, that was what could not be borne. You peeps can worry about free will. I'll try to classify just what kind of star I hitched my wagon to; it should be a decent story.

You live in Phoenix and are mad at the city. They need to apologize for tazing you and in a big way (keys to the city).

Am I close? Big Grin Hope you're alright dude.

pretty good translation i'd say.... but damn.. the whole story had me up grabbing a beer half way through it.

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05-02-2012, 03:16 PM
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No. The perp had a taser, kept yelling "stay down!" I'm too dumb to stay down; after six hits, I realized I was being robbed. No big; show's over, nothing to see here.

Although peeps saying that it's some kind of hallucination make me want to regulate; feel me?

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05-02-2012, 03:49 PM
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Hope you're doing ok now? Did he run with a lot of your stuff? You seem to still have your computer at least (or so I hope, internet cafe is ugly)

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05-02-2012, 04:11 PM
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(05-02-2012 03:16 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  No. The perp had a taser, kept yelling "stay down!" I'm too dumb to stay down; after six hits, I realized I was being robbed. No big; show's over, nothing to see here.

Although peeps saying that it's some kind of hallucination make me want to regulate; feel me?

Oh Undecided Didn't figure on perps using tazers. Ouch... Did I at least get the bit with the golf clubs right? Big Grin

Hope they catch the jerk and submit him to a full tazing of his own Angry

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