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TrainWreck's relationship advice
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08-11-2012, 11:01 PM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
(08-11-2012 10:57 PM)GirlyMan Wrote: You fucking crazy sober, dude.How'd you know i was sober? Damnit.. well out of time.. headin' out for work.. me and my pocket GF. I think God is a waste of the human imagination. |
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08-11-2012, 11:15 PM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
(08-11-2012 11:01 PM)ddrew Wrote:Duh. You and me should start our own movement. Big fat smart drunk guys who realize the promise of a postmortem preservation of identity is complete nonsense.(08-11-2012 10:57 PM)GirlyMan Wrote: You fucking crazy sober, dude.How'd you know i was sober? Damnit.. well out of time.. headin' out for work.. me and my pocket GF. ![[Image: dunce_cap-1.jpg]](http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h328/girlybro/dunce_cap-1.jpg)
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09-11-2012, 01:25 AM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
Dear TrainWreck,
I have a girl in my basement, but she seems unhappy. I give her food and water every day, I love her and make love to her every day, but she still looks unhappy to me. I even bought those fluffy handcuffs and chained her to the wall with them. What do you think I am missing, how can I make her happy, as she makes me happy? Maybe some drugs? Sossy O'Pathric ![[Image: a6505fe8.jpg]](http://i1266.photobucket.com/albums/jj538/atothetheist/a6505fe8.jpg) I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. -Hunter S. Thompson |
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09-11-2012, 01:32 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-11-2012 02:16 AM by Bucky Ball.)
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
(09-11-2012 01:25 AM)Filox Wrote: Dear TrainWreck,Dear Sossy O'Pathric, You could let her outside on a leash once in a while, to sit on Paddy O'Furniture. I am not a licensed therapist. I only play one on TV. Insufferable know-it-all.  Apocalypse : pretty soon / Apprentice woologist in training.
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09-11-2012, 01:57 AM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
Take her out on a leash? That sounds a bit far fetched, don't you think? What will she do outside? I don't know about this... Mr. TrainWreck, what do you think, will this improve our relationship?
Thank you Mr. Paddy. Sossy O'Pathric I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. -Hunter S. Thompson |
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09-11-2012, 02:45 AM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
(08-11-2012 05:01 PM)TrainWreck Wrote: I finally got to this end of the forum and realized where I am most needed. So, if anyone is looking for perfect advice concerning matters of the heart just ask me, here; and your problems will be solved free of the nonsense from the other posters.What would be best course of action for me. I believe I am going into cardiac arrest. I have lost feeling my my arm and I feel tingly theee rom is gttinf drak and i cnat tyep god anymor pleaes help sa soon as yuo caannn ![[Image: 72071_4242417912953_951293458_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/72071_4242417912953_951293458_n.jpg) "I only quote awesome people." - Dark Light |
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10-11-2012, 10:45 AM
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TrainWreck's relationship advice
Dear Mr. Wreck,
Bump. Signed, Bumpless in Seattle. "Some of you are really douchey. Like douchey beyond the crimes of several degress of douchebaggery. Not all of you, but a good collective." ...Forum Member itsFerdinand |
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10-11-2012, 11:02 AM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
These generally help....
 The same colour blood just pass through our veins and tears taste the same when they splash on your face. Cant separate and still carry the weight, gotta heal get away from the fear and the hate. Gotta shake free from them chains, you see what remains, just a human being at the end of the day. |
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10-11-2012, 01:50 PM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
Yes, get your dating advice from a person with the name of TrainWreck.
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10-11-2012, 02:38 PM
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RE: TrainWreck's relationship advice
(10-11-2012 01:50 PM)Logica Humano Wrote: Yes, get your dating advice from a person with the name of TrainWreck. Psst ... you're missing the joke.
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