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21-12-2016, 02:37 AM
Transcended Bacteria
There are higher spiritual realms. In these higher spiritual realms, there are planets, stars, galaxies, etc. On some of these planets are transcended bacteria which, through the course of evolution, evolve into transcended super beings.

These beings are immortal, have no defects or illnesses, can self regenerate in the blink of an eye, and have telepathic/psychic abilities. In these higher spiritual realms exist entirely different life forms than the ones we have here on Earth. They are all transcended higher dimensional beings.
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21-12-2016, 03:49 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
At work.

Drinking Beverage

Not too shabby. Could do with some sprucing up. Perhaps add a few more dragons to help the action sequence parts?

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21-12-2016, 06:25 AM (This post was last modified: 21-12-2016 08:11 AM by TheInquisition.)
RE: Transcended Bacteria
(21-12-2016 02:37 AM)SuperMarioGamer Wrote:  There are higher spiritual realms. In these higher spiritual realms, there are planets, stars, galaxies, etc. On some of these planets are transcended bacteria which, through the course of evolution, evolve into transcended super beings.

These beings are immortal, have no defects or illnesses, can self regenerate in the blink of an eye, and have telepathic/psychic abilities. In these higher spiritual realms exist entirely different life forms than the ones we have here on Earth. They are all transcended higher dimensional beings.

And then I woke up. Drinking Beverage

True story!

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21-12-2016, 06:58 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
Sorry, I sprinkled that spiritual realm over my cereal this morning. It was right next to the sugar in my cabinet. I get them confused all the time.

You can examine my crap tomorrow to see if it's still there but I highly doubt it.

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21-12-2016, 06:58 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
(21-12-2016 02:37 AM)SuperMarioGamer Wrote:  There are higher spiritual realms. In these higher spiritual realms, there are planets, stars, galaxies, etc. On some of these planets are transcended bacteria which, through the course of evolution, evolve into transcended super beings.

These beings are immortal, have no defects or illnesses, can self regenerate in the blink of an eye, and have telepathic/psychic abilities. In these higher spiritual realms exist entirely different life forms than the ones we have here on Earth. They are all transcended higher dimensional beings.

I know mate. When I bought this game I found it so hard killing those immortal things.

Mate a tip, behead them.

Yeah I liked how it began when, er hang on, is this The Gaming section of the site??? Huh

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21-12-2016, 07:01 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
(21-12-2016 06:58 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Sorry, I sprinkled that spiritual realm over my cereal this morning. It was right next to the sugar in my cabinet. I get them confused all the time.

You can examine my crap tomorrow to see if it's still there but I highly doubt it.

Holy crap?

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21-12-2016, 07:06 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
someone hit the shrooms before posting.

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21-12-2016, 07:29 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
(21-12-2016 02:37 AM)SuperMarioGamer Wrote:  There are higher spiritual realms. In these higher spiritual realms, there are planets, stars, galaxies, etc. On some of these planets are transcended bacteria which, through the course of evolution, evolve into transcended super beings.

These beings are immortal, have no defects or illnesses, can self regenerate in the blink of an eye, and have telepathic/psychic abilities. In these higher spiritual realms exist entirely different life forms than the ones we have here on Earth. They are all transcended higher dimensional beings.

Aaaand how do you know this?

Show. Don't tell.

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21-12-2016, 09:59 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
(21-12-2016 02:37 AM)SuperMarioGamer Wrote:  There are higher spiritual realms.

Citation needed.

Quote:In these higher spiritual realms, there are planets, stars, galaxies, etc.

Nothing spiritual about planets, stars or galaxies. They're observable elements of the physical universe.

Quote:On some of these planets are transcended bacteria which, through the course of evolution, evolve into transcended super beings.

Got a sample of such a bacterium?

Quote:These beings are immortal, have no defects or illnesses, can self regenerate in the blink of an eye, and have telepathic/psychic abilities. In these higher spiritual realms exist entirely different life forms than the ones we have here on Earth. They are all transcended higher dimensional beings.

My guardian dragon is not one to tell anyone that they're full of shit (Glori is a charmingly polite fellow), but he *is* rolling his beautiful gold eyes at you right now.
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21-12-2016, 11:19 AM
RE: Transcended Bacteria
Wow. I mean, I don't use heavy drugs, but wow... I want some of whatever he's on.

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