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07-11-2016, 06:52 AM
Trump’s cabinet in the White House
Gingrich, Giuliani, Priebus Eyed for Top Jobs in Trump White House
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2016-el...es-n678881

Can you even imagine the clusterfuck of unsavory characters “advising” the Donald?

In order of succession to the Presidency:

Vice President of the United States
Mike Pence

Department of State
Secretary Sarah Palin

Department of the Treasury
Secretary Donald Trump Jr.

Department of Defense
Secretary Vladimir Putin

Department of Justice
Attorney General Ann Coulter

Department of the Interior
Abolished

Department of Agriculture
Secretary Bobby Jindal

Department of Commerce
Secretary Sean Hannity

Department of Labor
Secretary David Duke

Department of Health and Human Services
Secretary Roger Aisles

Department of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary Rush Limbaugh

Department of Transportation
Secretary Chris Christie

Department of Energy
Secretary Dick Chaney

Department of Education
Abolished

Department of Veterans Affairs
Secretary Chuck Norris

Department of Homeland Security
Secretary Ammon Bundy

The following positions have the status of Cabinet-rank:

White House Chief of Staff
Ivanka Trump

Environmental Protection Agency
Abolished

Office of Management & Budget
Director Donald J. Trump

United States Trade Representative
Ambassador Eric Trump

United States Mission to the United Nations
Ambassador Melania Trump

Council of Economic Advisers
Chairman Scott Baio

Small Business Administration
Administrator Jerry Falwell Jr.

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07-11-2016, 07:04 AM
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Big Grin

Don't worry, none of them will last for long.

Each week he'll fire one.

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07-11-2016, 09:23 AM
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(07-11-2016 06:52 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  United States Trade Representative
Ambassador Eric Trump

If anything, he's even slimier than his father. If that family moves into the White House it will need to be power-washed and disinfected before anybody else can live there. That's after they take down the Elvis-on-black-velvet portraits, the pink shag rugs and purple shag bedspreads, and remove all the gold spray paint from the antiques.

Quote:Council of Economic Advisers
Chairman Scott Baio

Gasp

He'll probably have Ted Nugent and Honey Boo-Boo n there somewhere as well.

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07-11-2016, 09:30 AM
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Chuck Norris will sort them all out.

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07-11-2016, 10:03 AM
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(07-11-2016 09:30 AM)yakherder Wrote:  Chuck Norris will sort them all out.

There's one use of the Chuck I could get behind. Kick every one of their fool heads clean off.
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07-11-2016, 10:34 AM
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I can't wait for tomorrow to be over with. These last 9 months have felt like giving birth to Rosemary's baby. We needed to have induced labor a long time ago before the horns hardened up in the womb.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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07-11-2016, 11:00 AM
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Needs to be a law banning campaigning, and even the formation of a campaign committee, more than six months before Election Day.
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07-11-2016, 03:16 PM
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(07-11-2016 11:00 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Needs to be a law banning campaigning, and even the formation of a campaign committee, more than six months before Election Day.

This plus each person who runs for the office gets only $X from the US government to spend on the campaign and X number of hours of TV ads, period. PACS are done away with. Quick and painless.

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11-11-2016, 10:26 AM (This post was last modified: 11-11-2016 10:48 AM by Full Circle.)
RE: Trump’s cabinet in the White House
(07-11-2016 06:52 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  Gingrich, Giuliani, Priebus Eyed for Top Jobs in Trump White House
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2016-el...es-n678881

Can you even imagine the clusterfuck of unsavory characters “advising” the Donald?

In order of succession to the Presidency:

Vice President of the United States
Mike Pence

Department of State
Secretary Sarah Palin

Department of the Treasury
Secretary Donald Trump Jr.

Department of Defense
Secretary Vladimir Putin

Department of Justice
Attorney General Ann Coulter

Department of the Interior
Abolished

Department of Agriculture
Secretary Bobby Jindal

Department of Commerce
Secretary Sean Hannity

Department of Labor
Secretary David Duke

Department of Health and Human Services
Secretary Roger Aisles

Department of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary Rush Limbaugh

Department of Transportation
Secretary Chris Christie

Department of Energy
Secretary Dick Chaney

Department of Education
Abolished

Department of Veterans Affairs
Secretary Chuck Norris

Department of Homeland Security
Secretary Ammon Bundy

The following positions have the status of Cabinet-rank:

White House Chief of Staff
Ivanka Trump

Environmental Protection Agency
Abolished

Office of Management & Budget
Director Donald J. Trump

United States Trade Representative
Ambassador Eric Trump

United States Mission to the United Nations
Ambassador Melania Trump

Council of Economic Advisers
Chairman Scott Baio

Small Business Administration
Administrator Jerry Falwell Jr.

And here I thought I was being funny. Dodgy

To the list we now add:

Council on Un-American Activities:
Newt Gingrich

Honestly the guy is so completely unprepared for the responsibility that my original list might not be “out there” enough. Facepalm

"As of Thursday afternoon, the Pentagon spokesman said nobody there had heard directly from anyone on Team Trump, an indication that there is little in the way of transitioning going on yet. The same was true at the State Department, where a spokesman said he did not have “any firm word” on who would be coming over to begin receiving briefings and planning materials, or when those people might arrive.

For a president-elect whose victory shocked even some of his closest aides, the slow start is not surprising. Mr. Trump, a political newcomer, had not compiled long lists of people to install in crucial jobs in the transition, nor had he devised a lengthy playbook for how to carry it out.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/us/pol....html?_r=0

ps Department of Education: Ben Carson...it would be better if he simply abolished it. Weeping

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11-11-2016, 10:26 PM (This post was last modified: 12-11-2016 07:28 AM by Full Circle.)
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4000 political appointments to be made...and he doesn’t even have a transition team in place because he didn’t think he’d be elected and is totally unprepared for public office. Facepalm

“The goal of a presidential transition team is not only to help the president-elect prepare to take office, but to fill roughly 4,000 politically appointed positions, including more than 1,000 jobs requiring Senate confirmation.”
http://presidentialtransition.org/timeli.../index.php

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