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14-12-2016, 07:51 PM
Trump Cabinet Games
With each passing day it becomes ever more painfully obvious that Trump isn't appointing a cabinet. He's casting the most horrific 4 year long, real life episode of The Apprentice imaginable. In this sort of tragedy it's either laugh or cry and I don't see why we shouldn't do both. So here are some suggestions. Feel free to suggest your own or "improve" these.

The Trump Cabinet Drinking Game

Drink every time Trump goes back on a promise, distorts the truth, violates the Constitution, ignores an advisor, fires an advisor, appoints somebody criminally unqualified, shifts the blame, or goes on a 3 AM tweeting rampage.

Pro: You won't be sober enough to notice how much the next 4 years truly suck.
Con: Your liver will detonate killing everbody within a fifty foot blast radius.

Trump Cabinet Bingo

Pro: It'll be a quick game.
Con: You'll need 4 point font and a billboard for the card.

Trump Cabinet Pool

Who'll be the first advisor Trump fires?

Pro: Everybody wins! They're all getting fired!
Con: Everybody loses. We're all getting Trump.

Put me down for a bent penny on Elaine Chao. She's a woman, a for'ner and the most capable of the entire bunch. The first time that Mitch fails to deliver a Senate vote she's out the door.

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15-12-2016, 09:28 AM
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I am interested in whom he fires first. These people can't possibly all get along while still elevating Trump.

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15-12-2016, 09:51 AM
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Is it ok if you're drunk while you play Bingo?

There's already a Trump Dart game available which needs to be added to your list and I think being drunk while playing this might be fun too! Laugh out load I'm not sure what the "bad" "good" thing is on the dart board though.

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Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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15-12-2016, 09:54 AM
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(15-12-2016 09:51 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Is it ok if you're drunk while you play Bingo?

There's already a Trump Dart game available which needs to be added to your list and I think being drunk while playing this might be fun too! Laugh out load I'm not sure what the "bad" "good" thing is on the dart board though.

Maybe 'good' if you hit it on the far right and 'bad' if on the far left?

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15-12-2016, 05:39 PM
RE: Trump Cabinet Games
(15-12-2016 09:51 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Is it ok if you're drunk while you play Bingo?

There's already a Trump Dart game available which needs to be added to your list and I think being drunk while playing this might be fun too! Laugh out load I'm not sure what the "bad" "good" thing is on the dart board though.

[Image: picture_of_donald_trump_dartboard-r63edf...vr_324.jpg]

I'm going to advise against drunken darts. I saw it played once. Missed the dartboard by four feet and the window by half an inch.

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